I know that I have not hit puberty
And when I sing I sound like I am three
And even though I have some mop-like hair
I have no hair inside my underwear

I will admit I still have high testes
I jump around and move like cos I have fleas-fleas-fleas
When the 12 year olds see me they go wild
But-I'm, just a little pre-pubescent child

Well I can't forget about it
I cannot shave around it
(I've no facial hair)
I'm kinda of sad about it
My face, I'll never shave it

(Chorus)
Li-li-li Little Chrissy
Untalented git
Li-li-li- Little Chrissy
A shaggy haired tit
Li-li-li-Little Chrissy
Thinking he is more over
That Motorhead, Black Sabbath and S-Club-Juniors

I have not broken my soprano voice
When I go to bed, my pants end up moist
When in bed, I'm keepin' open the doort
To check that their's no monsters on my floor

Well I don't want to end up dead
I'm checkin' under my bed
(Are there monsters here?)
The monster wants to be fed
That's what my big brother said

(Chorus)

Untalented x4
That's me, Lil'Chris

Li-li-li Little Chrissy
Untalented git
Li-li-li-Little Chrissy
A, a, a shaggy haired tit
Li-li-li Little Chrissy
Untalented git
Thinkin he is more over
(Untalented git)
Than Motorhead, Black Sabbath and S-Club-Juniors

A Rockstar my bloomin foot
He really ain't any good
Who gave him a contract should
Be made to drink horse pee