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Song Parodies -> "Ow! Ow! (Rollerblades)"

Original Song Title:

"Bow Wow (That's My Name) Remix"

Original Performer:

Lil' Bow Wow

Parody Song Title:

"Ow! Ow! (Rollerblades)"

The Lyrics

Audio: http://members.lycos.co.uk/germanmidi/mid-charts/lil_bow_wow_-_whats_my_name.mid
[vocal scratch intro:]
Pain...
Sprains...
Ow ow ow...
Ow ow!
Ow ow...
It's painless?

Legs battered, butt is tattered, broken all my bones.
I torpedo down cement and... uh-oh!
My twirls pulverise, causing bigger boo-boos.
I'm here spiralling, soaring into some guy's pool!
I'm so goofy, the hospital tags me closely.
I plow down sheer cliffs, trip over... "You hurt?"
I flip, I splat, I roll and get all scuffed.
Have my whole body sore and shinin' with blood.
At X-treme sport I'm saddest, nerdy at best.
I slip up, get knocked down by some trees, what a mess!
Goof on a ride. Oh no! I'm a-swaying!
That's why all down the street there are smears, drips and mayhem.
Yeah...

Ow ow ow! Tripping over these skates!
Knocked my butt flat, scars rippin' now.
Ow ow ow! Did these have any brakes?
And all these spills here down the pavement knock-out this show-off clown, hey.
Ow ow ow! Flipping over these skates!
Where's my doc at? Come fix me now!
Ow ow ow! Split my nose and it aches!
Yeah, all these spills here down the pavement knock-out this show-off clown.

Now when these skates are slopin' down my drive,
Watch the trouble come.
Pretty soon I'll look like blows of Mike Tyson hit my face.
Oy vey, I'm the worst at jumps,
Cursed to thump.
Grind my ass, shredded on a speed bump.
I zig and zag down paths full of threats.
Soon skating in reverse? "Farewell, our dear departed..."
Yeah, that's me who's getting slaughtered more than Kenny.
Yeah, that's me who's got their blood down the cemented route.
Who's... lawn... did I make debris when landing?
"Ooh... dude... you're a loony stuntman!"
Hurting.
Brain cracked.
Thrown hip.
All that and my head is split?
Psyche, I'm painless!

Ow ow ow! Tripping over these skates!
Knocked my butt flat, scars rippin' now.
Ow ow ow! Did these have any brakes?
And all these spills here down the pavement knock-out this show-off clown, hey.
Ow ow ow! Flipping over these skates!
Where's my doc at? Come fix me now!
Ow ow ow! Split my nose and it aches!
Yeah, all these spills here down the pavement knock-out this show-off clown now.

I'm swerving alot, screaming. What a stunt, wow!
"Hold up! Look out! Fool, just slow down!"
What a dope, I skate into chestnut trees.
Elbows scabby, less limbs left here than amputees.
Get a cardiologist to check this twit still breathes.
See me slamming rubbish bins at high speeds. Get sliced knees.
So many blows and haem'rrhaging spilt.
I'm an evenly mauled tyke, though halfway killed.
Mashed, crashing twirls- accidents abound.
Loose on rollerblades... can't stop now!
The pavement, it gets kissed. Ow! I'm in pain.
To go to work, yo, maybe take the train!

Ow ow ow! Tripping over these skates!
Knocked my butt flat, scars rippin' now.
Ow ow ow! Did these have any brakes?
And all these spills here down the pavement knock-out this show-off clown, hey.
Ow ow ow! Flipping over these skates!
Where's my doc at? Come fix me now!
Ow ow ow! Split my nose and it aches!
Yeah, all these spills here down the pavement knock-out this show-off clown.
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'! (What?)
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'! (Yeah!)
Start stallin', fallin', maulin', sprawlin'! (Come on!)
Then crawl an' bawl in gall, all swollen!

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Red Ant - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(O) I actually read this before Luke and thought I'd commented...oh, congrats on the first Lil Bow Wow parody here and I can so relate to this.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
You read this before I did? ;) Thanks, Red Ant.
Rick D - September 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Anyone who hames themself after a noise a dog makes deserves to have this song happen to them. Let's hope. Good job.
Kristof Robertson - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Lil Bow Wow? Do you really listen to this stuff, Luke? DKTOS but great wordsmithery...
Stuart McArthur - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
(O) yeah great words as always Luke, but you really need to know the OS for this one I think
Johnny D - October 05, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Dontchahateitwhenthathappens?
Saider E. - October 06, 2005 - Report this comment
(O) Lil Bow Wow? Lil Bow Wow?... Lil Bow Wow?
Scathe - October 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(O) This brought back embarassing childhood memories of when I was learning to use rollerskates and also made those memories less embarassing. :-)

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