I went downtown and saw Ellen
She was, like, all "go to hell"
And I was, like, "yo momma!"

Then this freshman comes up to me in the hall and she's all, like,
"Hey, didn't you break into my locker?"
And I'm, like, "naw, yo momma!"

So later I'm at the bus stop
And this dude comes up
And he's, like, "bitch"
And I'm, like, "yeah, yo momma!"

Cuz this is my Communist House of Yo Momma!
And this is my Communist House of Yo Momma!
And this is my Communist House of Yo Momma!

And then it's time for a nap
And I'm in the bed, wearing my parka
This dog comes up and he's, like, "woof! woof!"
I'm, like, "yeah, yo momma!"

Then I'm selling crack in the alley
Lunch lady Doris comes up and is, like,
"Hey, all I got was stems and seeds..."
And I'm, like, "yeah, yo momma!"

And then up comes Kristin
I'm, like, "yo, Kris. What it be?"
She's, like, "nothin G'"
And I'm, like, "Fa sho'"

Cuz this is my Communist House of Yo Momma!
And this is my Communist House of Yo Momma!