One day i was walking past a sparrow,
when my nose went all snuffly,
then i was like a- aachoo!

then i see this mallard duck and it's like,
quack, quack, quack, quack,
and i'm like 'not again'

so later i'm walking by a river,
then this goose came up
and quacked loudly,
and i'm like aa-aatchoo!

cos this is my odd allegy to all feathers,
and this is my odd allegy to all feathers,
and this is my odd allegy to all feathers,

it's 10 AM in the morning,
then i'm attacked by some pidgeons,
and they're pecking me all over,
this dude comes up and laughs at me,
and i'm like 'aa-aatchoo!'

so i'm covered in pidgeon poo,
and i'm reaching for a tissue,
where's my tissues?
No! the pidgeon's stole them!

is there a cure for allegy of feathers,
is there a cure for allegy of feathers,

( you get the jist repeat the last two lines until the finish!)