-> "The American Way"
Original Song Title:
"The Ballad Of Jed Clampett"
Parody Song Title:
"The American Way"
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Let me tell ya'll a story 'bout a job that I had,
at a small company and it really wasn't bad.
We were bought by some foreigner who was a big tycoon-
Little did we know that our job was ending soon.
Well they promised us a deal with more benefits and pay;
We all cried "Halleujah" they've come to save the day.
So we worked real hard and we followed all the rules,
Now we all feel like bumblin' fools.
JOBLESS THAT IS---UNEMPLOYED
Bossman said we won't go down without a fight,
If we wanna keep our jobs - then we've gotta do it right;
So we worked night and day - gave it everything we had,
All that we got was tired and mad.
Well they called us all together for a meeting one day.
They said "good news" we're gonna send you home with pay.
With that came the words that brought us to our knees-
We're taking all your jobs and we're movin overseas.
OFFSHORE THAT IS----CHEAP LABOR
Well, needless to say we all stood there in shock.
What will we do if we can't punch the clock?
Now w're drawin' unemployment every day-
Come to find out -Its The American Way.
Gotta get up-----Go to the mailbox----Get my check----
Go to Wal-Mart...........
Ya'll come back now, ya hear.
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