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Song Parodies -> "The Old Man Before He Died"

Original Song Title:

"The Year Before the Year 2000"

Original Performer:

Les Savy Fav

Parody Song Title:

"The Old Man Before He Died"

Parody Written by:

Johnny Nguyen

The Lyrics

If you want the old man to die right now,
Please do not want Tom Kennedy to die.
Johnny Gilbert is the one who is alive.
You should sense I've guessed, it just won't end at all.

It's hard to keep from hoarding when you be age of 90.
In your old man's life with no end in sight; You thought you'd die after 120.
Everybody, please keep trying, trying to bore like it's 90 years old.
Even though we've got so much time, we need to spend it like it's 90 years old.

If you want an old man to be alive tonight,
Brace yourself 'cause there's no death in sight.
You can't pace yourself and you can't take it slow.
We have to see Jerry Lewis and Dick Van Dyke until you die.

It's hard to keep on spending
Every night like your life is ending
When every night there's another there,
Wearing you down in the moonlight's stare.
Everybody, please keep trying, trying to bore like it's 90 years old.
Even though we've got so much time, we need to spend it like it's 90 years old.

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