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Song Parodies -> "Fallujah"

Original Song Title:

"Hallelujah"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Leonard Cohen

Parody Song Title:

"Fallujah"

Parody Written by:

Jiffysquid

The Lyrics

(aka the Shrek song)
You said there was a secret store,
that Saddam held. It displeased your Lord.
But you don't really care for Muslims, do you?
It went like this
Towers 1 and 2
Osama did it but Saddam was through
A baffled Bush contemplating Fallujah
Fallujah, Fallujah
Fallujah, Fallujah


Your faith was strong but we needed proof
The UN show was only a spoof.
Your faith and your hatred overthrew you.
Shock and awe
It filled the air
You took his throne, you found his lair
But from his lips he called out Fallujah
Fallujah, Fallujah
Fallujah, Fallujah

I know we've been here before
We know this doom, we've fought this war
The world was safer before we knew you.
"Mission Accomplished" and "Bring It On"
Iraq is not a victory song
It's a cold and it's a broken Fallujah
Fallujah, Fallujah
Fallujah, Fallujah


A few strong voices have let us know
What's real and going on below.
But you don't love that kind of freedom do you?
Remember the prison at Abu Ghraib?
Iraq remembers and so should you,
Cause it is all coming down in Fallujah

Fallujah, Fallujah
Fallujah, Fallujah

Maybe there's a God above
The only thing you learned from His Love
Is how to shoot at someone who scared you.
You are the one who will cry at night
You are not somebody who's seen the light
It's a cold and it's a broken Fallujah

Fallujah, Fallujah
Fallujah, Fallujah

I did my best, it wasn't much
I couldn't run, so I tried to touch
I've told the truth, I didn't come to fool you
And because
It all went wrong
You'll stand before the Lord of Song
With nothing on his tongue but Fallujah

Fallujah, Fallujah
Fallujah, Fallujah

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