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Song Parodies -> "Favre Woke Up This Morning"
Original Song Title:
"Woke Up This Morning"
Original Performer:
Leonard Cohen
Parody Song Title:
"Favre Woke Up This Morning"
Parody Written by:
William McCullagh
The Lyrics
Dedicated to Bret Favre and all Packer fans!
Favre woke up this morning
Found out hes playing the Bears
Coach said don't worry
And this advice he shares
Coach said: you're the soul of the team
Keep pushing back that defensive line
If you see Urlacher blitzing
Better call that audible sign
Favre woke up this morning
All his love is gone
Since his papa died
Hes done everything wrong
As he steps onto the field
He knows somethings wrong
These Bears from last year
Have come back 10 times as strong
Favre woke up this morning
His career turned upside down
Things just aint the same
Hes playing as bad as that guy McNown
He was one in a million
Had that shotgun arm
After playing the Bears
He feels like he bought the farm
When Favre woke up this morning
He remembered how it went down
First it was Tommie Harris
A hit that spun him around
Now its 4th & 26
He sends the ball through the air
But this man called Peanut
Snatches it to Favres despair
Favre walks back to the bench
Tears running down his face
14 years of greatness
Now hes just a disgrace
When Favre woke up this morning
Coach said hes the one
After playing the Bears
Favre realized hes done
When Favre woke up this morning
Coach said hes the one
After playing the Bears
Favre realized hes done
Found out hes playing the Bears
Coach said don't worry
And this advice he shares
Coach said: you're the soul of the team
Keep pushing back that defensive line
If you see Urlacher blitzing
Better call that audible sign
Favre woke up this morning
All his love is gone
Since his papa died
Hes done everything wrong
As he steps onto the field
He knows somethings wrong
These Bears from last year
Have come back 10 times as strong
Favre woke up this morning
His career turned upside down
Things just aint the same
Hes playing as bad as that guy McNown
He was one in a million
Had that shotgun arm
After playing the Bears
He feels like he bought the farm
When Favre woke up this morning
He remembered how it went down
First it was Tommie Harris
A hit that spun him around
Now its 4th & 26
He sends the ball through the air
But this man called Peanut
Snatches it to Favres despair
Favre walks back to the bench
Tears running down his face
14 years of greatness
Now hes just a disgrace
When Favre woke up this morning
Coach said hes the one
After playing the Bears
Favre realized hes done
When Favre woke up this morning
Coach said hes the one
After playing the Bears
Favre realized hes done
Bear Down.
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Dumb question time: Is this particular "Woke Up This Morning" the theme song to The Sopranos?
I forget the actor/character's name from Super Troopers...but to quote him: "Desperation is a stinky cologne." Don't know the original song, so I won't vote. Have fun losing the NFC North this season.
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