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Song Parodies -> "Swearing Bitch"
Original Song Title:
"Bleeding Love"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Leona Lewis
Parody Song Title:
"Swearing Bitch"
Parody Written by:
DB
The Lyrics
Dont you hate it when they get your meal wrong.
Verse 1:
Once or twice was enough but now you're taking the piss
i asked for some curly fries- now what the fuck is this
you're acting like you aint never seen potatoes before (mmmmmm)
now i'm stuck in the cue
already late for school
better bring my food
before i act a fool
and say something that i know my mama won't like (mmmmm0
I don't care what you say
Just go fix my meal
Because you've just pissed me off
Go supersize the deal
I'm gonna cripple every bone inside your body (mmm)
You've pissed me off and so i
Hook:
Keep swearing,
i keep keep swearing bitch
i keep swearing
i keep keep swearing hoe
i keep swearing
i keep swearing slu-uuuuuut (mmm.)
I didn't ask for herbal tea
are you doing this intentionally
you'll be wearing these scars for everyone to seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
don't care what you say
Just go fix my meal
Because you've just pissed me off
Go supersize the deal
I'm gonna cripple every bone inside your body (mmm)
You've pissed me off and so i
Hook:
Keep swearing,
i keep keep swearing bitch
i keep swearing
i keep keep swearing hoe
i keep swearing
i keep swearing slu-uuuuuut (mmm.)
i keep swearing
i keep keep swearing slut.
Once or twice was enough but now you're taking the piss
i asked for some curly fries- now what the fuck is this
you're acting like you aint never seen potatoes before (mmmmmm)
now i'm stuck in the cue
already late for school
better bring my food
before i act a fool
and say something that i know my mama won't like (mmmmm0
I don't care what you say
Just go fix my meal
Because you've just pissed me off
Go supersize the deal
I'm gonna cripple every bone inside your body (mmm)
You've pissed me off and so i
Hook:
Keep swearing,
i keep keep swearing bitch
i keep swearing
i keep keep swearing hoe
i keep swearing
i keep swearing slu-uuuuuut (mmm.)
I didn't ask for herbal tea
are you doing this intentionally
you'll be wearing these scars for everyone to seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
don't care what you say
Just go fix my meal
Because you've just pissed me off
Go supersize the deal
I'm gonna cripple every bone inside your body (mmm)
You've pissed me off and so i
Hook:
Keep swearing,
i keep keep swearing bitch
i keep swearing
i keep keep swearing hoe
i keep swearing
i keep swearing slu-uuuuuut (mmm.)
i keep swearing
i keep keep swearing slut.
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An ideal song for someone suffering Tourette's Syndrome (not to make fun of the handicap) or someone who has an extremely short fuse - you decide which. Excellent effort. Full marks to the author. :)
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