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Song Parodies -> "Bleeding Jesus"

Original Song Title:

"Bleeding Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Leona Lewis

Parody Song Title:

"Bleeding Jesus"

Parody Written by:

T-bone

The Lyrics

Anything that has been said in this song is not true. No need for you Christian die hards getting all worked up and pissed of.
Closed of from jesus
He didn’t need the pain
Once was enough
And then they brought him back
It’s time for Christmas
Thank you old man jesus for dying

But something happened
I’m in love with jesus
I’m carrying jesus’s baby
They try and pull me away from you
Your hands are all bloody and holy
My hearts crippled by your death
You keep bleeding from your palms
You cut me open and i

Keep bleeding
Keep, Keep bleeding jesus
I keep bleeding
I keep, keep bleeding jesus
Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding jesus
You cut me open

I’m pregnant with your baby, jesus
But im still a virgin
The piercing of your hands fill my ears
Atheists try and fill me with doubt
Yes jesus, I no your goal in life
It was to give us easter and christmas

But nothings greater
Then the rush of your blood down my chest
I think im ganna’ need a blood test
I see your face
Up on that cross
And I think, You died for me, and me only

Keep bleeding
Keep, Keep bleeding jesus
I keep Bleeding
I keep, keep bleeding jesus
I keep bleeding
I keep, keep bleeding jesus
I love jesus’s body
Copyrighted, i am not afraid to sue you people!!

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Jeff - August 22, 2008 - Report this comment
How can you sleep at night knowing someone is stalking and waiting to kill?
Dr Music - August 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Amazing.

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