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Song Parodies -> "Fat Ass Woman"

Original Song Title:

"American Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lenny Kravitz

Parody Song Title:

"Fat Ass Woman"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Honaker

The Lyrics

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Huh!
Fat Ass woman
Get off of me
Fat Ass woman
You're so heavy I can't breathe
Can barely fit through the door
Can't get your ass off the floor
I got more important things to do
Than spend my time crawling over you
Now woman
Lose some weight
Fat Ass woman
Go jog everyday

Fat ass woman
Get off of me
Fat ass woman
Mama let me breathe
Can barely fit through the door
Can't get your ass off the floor
I think you need to execise
I could smother in your thighs
Now woman
Lose some weight
Fat Ass woman
Go jog everyday

Huh!
Fat ass woman
I said lose some weight
Fat ass woman
Call Jenny Craig today
Can barely fit through the door
Can't get your ass off the floor
Won't use your exercise machine
Now you can't fit in your jeans
I think you need to execise
I could smother in your thighs
Now woman
Lose some weight
Fat ass woman
Its a phone call away

Fat ass woman
Get off of me
Fat ass woman
Mama let me breathe
You gotta go
You gotta lose some weight
And You gotta go
You gotta jog today

I can't heave ya, woman
I can't heave ya, woman
I can't heave ya, woman
I can't heave ya, woman

Big thighs, Big thighs
Big thighs, Big thighs

Fat ass woman
Your to heavy for me
And Fats no good for you
Fat ass woman
It all goes right to your thighs
Diet's the only thing to do
Fat ass woman

I can't heave ya woman
You know you gotta go

I can't heave ya woman
You gotta go
You gotta go
You gotta go fat ass woman yeah

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