I've been searching for you,
I heard my stomach start to roll,
I have never felt a burning quite like this before,
Now that I am falling to the floor

All of my life,
Tell me what have I done?
I wonder if I should've eaten that bun
And if that day comes
My stomach needs pumped
I'll be wonderin' if I should've macked on that bun

A stupid illness from bad eatins
My favorite doctor will get my greetings
I'd never let a carrot slow me down
Until I die, never

All of my life
Tell me what have I done?
I'm wonderin' if I should've swallowed my gum.
And when the day comes,
I can't use my teeth
I'll wish that I never swallowed my gum.

All the time I've always known
I would be on the food king's throne
A fat old queen and her navy beans
I longed for the Gas-Ex relief

All of my life
Tell me what have I done?
Don't tell your mom that I ate her son
And if the day comes
I won't eat just for fun
It was the fault of your mother's son

All of my life
Tell me what have I done?
What will I make of my food days to come?
And if the day comes
I can't see my feet,
I will just blame it all on red meat

All of my life
I've eaten bad flan
I'm wonderin' if it came from a can
And if the day comes
I can't get enough
Don't fill me with bread, I really hate that stuff
Just give me my duck, and pluck it of fluff
A carton on milk will make it less tough
I'll take all the feathers and make you a muff
Those little beaks go good on arm cuffs