Song Parodies -> Native Americans (The REAL story about Thanksgiving)
| Original Song Title: | "Kids in America" |
| Original Performer: | Len |
| Parody Song Title: | "Native Americans (The REAL story about Thanksgiving)" |
| Parody Written by: | Chris Smith |
Looking at the old fashioned story
About the pilgrims and Indians sharing a big feast,
That is all a bunch of bologna
Thursday night and we were preparing
For a feast that would be so soothing and then we see
Those natives and start to load our guns.
(Let's shoot the natives that are coming)
(Let's shoot the natives that are coming)
CHORUS:
We shot Native Americans, Oh!
We shot Native Americans, Oh!
The story YOU heard was a bunch of crap!
We don't know why we started shooting
They brought food and gifts and everything enjoyable.
We just are scared of the different.
We saw the natives and panicked.
We grabbed our rifles and shot at anything
That wore face-paint and were half-naked
(We don't know what we are doing)
(We don't know what we are doing)
CHORUS
OW!
OUCH!
OOF!
They pulled out their bows and arrows
In a super pathetic attempt to fight us back.
Hey, they started it by looking at us
We just blasted away at those suckers.
They all lay so lifeless on the ground but we didn't stop
We just kept on firing on the savages!
(They're different so they're evil)
(They're different so they're evil)
CHORUS
OW!
OW!
OW!
OWWWWWWW!
We shot themWe shot themWe shot Native Americans
We shot themWe shot themWe shot Native Americans
We shot themWe shot themWe shot Native Americans
We shot themWe shot them
We shot Native Americans
About the pilgrims and Indians sharing a big feast,
That is all a bunch of bologna
Thursday night and we were preparing
For a feast that would be so soothing and then we see
Those natives and start to load our guns.
(Let's shoot the natives that are coming)
(Let's shoot the natives that are coming)
CHORUS:
We shot Native Americans, Oh!
We shot Native Americans, Oh!
The story YOU heard was a bunch of crap!
We don't know why we started shooting
They brought food and gifts and everything enjoyable.
We just are scared of the different.
We saw the natives and panicked.
We grabbed our rifles and shot at anything
That wore face-paint and were half-naked
(We don't know what we are doing)
(We don't know what we are doing)
CHORUS
OW!
OUCH!
OOF!
They pulled out their bows and arrows
In a super pathetic attempt to fight us back.
Hey, they started it by looking at us
We just blasted away at those suckers.
They all lay so lifeless on the ground but we didn't stop
We just kept on firing on the savages!
(They're different so they're evil)
(They're different so they're evil)
CHORUS
OW!
OW!
OW!
OWWWWWWW!
We shot themWe shot themWe shot Native Americans
We shot themWe shot themWe shot Native Americans
We shot themWe shot themWe shot Native Americans
We shot themWe shot them
We shot Native Americans
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