Ol' Tie Domi was skatin' around,
The Air Canada Center like a big playground,
When suddenly Belfour burst from the box,
And slapped Tie Domi with both his socks,
Domi got pissed like a Phillie Flyer,
But didn't expect to be blocked by Michael Ryder,
Who proceeded to beat up the former maple leaf,
When Alex Ovechkin exited the canteen,

And he started to lay punches on the Newfie man,
When they were both flattened by Belfour's hand,
But before he could make it back to the nearby rave,
Rocket Richard popped out of his grave,
And took a hockey stick out of his coffin,
And slapped Belfour so hard he landed in Boston,
But his hockey stick snapped and he ran away,
Cause Ponikarovsky came to save the day,

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This is an NHL scrimmage, of ultimate destiny,
Goalies, Defense, Free Agents, as far as the eye can see,
And one will win this fight, who could it possibly be,
This is the NHL scrimmage, of ultimate destiny,

Domi broke a bone a bone in Ponikarovsky,
Like Canada was broke with the trade of Wayne Gretzgy,
And Ryder came back and was covered in blood,
Then Forsberg jumped out and grabbed him like a thug,
And Belfour was injured and tried to get unstuck,
When the Rocket came back armed with 50 pucks,
When suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped,
Mats Sundin took him out with his stick,

And he saw Tie Domi headed for the box,
So he reached for his stick which he already lost,
And Belfour grabbed it and he threw and he missed,
But Forsberg delflected it with his wrist,
And he jumped in the air and he did a summersault,
While Rocket Richard tried to pole vault,
Onto Ponikarovsky but they slammed in the air,
Then they both got hit by Pat Quinn's stare,

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The haevens sang out, and on a jet ski,
Into the arena, arrived Wayne Gretzgy,
Who delivered a kick, with his skates of steel,
Into the crotch, of Mats Sundin,
Who fell over on the ground, writjing in pain,
As Belfour tried to, escape from Wayne,
But Wayne knew better, than to let him go,
And buried Belfour, in the zamboni's snow,

Then Danny Heatly and Konstantinov,
Ryan Smyth and Sergei Makarov,
Michael Picard and Knuble the retard,
Richard Sutter and McCabe the point guard,
Theodore, Messier, Cheechoo, Bure,
John Cullen, Joe Mullen, Stephane Fiset,
Phil Esposito and the coach of the Flyers,
Nazarov, Volckkov, Federoov and Neidermayer,

All came outta nowhere lightning fast,
And they kicked Wayne Gretzgy in the great one's ass,
It was the bloodiest scrap that the world ever saw,
As the fans in the stands looked in total awe,

The game resumed and for a century,
Many goals were scored but eventually,
The fight returned, one was victorious,
From the Free Agents it was Kasparitus,

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