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Song Parodies -> "The Ultimate Picnic of Ultimate Destiny"

Original Song Title:

"The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny"

Original Performer:

Lemon Demon

Parody Song Title:

"The Ultimate Picnic of Ultimate Destiny"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Old Godzilla was munching away
Tokyo City like a big buffet
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
And feed Godzilla with some lemonade
Godzilla was full after his big snack
But didn't expect to sit with Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of "Shaq Dew"
When Aaron Carter came in with some food

Then he started sharing some with Shaquille O'Neal
And they both having a really great meal
Before they could make it back to the Mickey D's
Abraham Lincoln brought some cottage cheese
And a pack of Red Bull right from under his hat
Into the table Batman was sitting at
But he's feeling hungry anyway
Because Optimus Prime's got his chocolate cake

This is the ultimate picnic of ultimate destiny
Good food, bad food, and some effort as far as the eye can see
And no one's going to lose his breakfast seriously
This is the ultimate picnic of ultimate destiny

Godzilla had something for Optimus Prime
A milkshake with soda of lemon and lime
Then Shaq came back with McDonald's Big Mac
Then Jackie Chan jumped in, ready for a snack
And Batman was starving and feeling so hungry
When Abraham Lincoln served him some chili
And something in his hand that he hardly licked
M&M's ice cream treat on a stick

Then he saw the Burger King sneaking up from behind
Brought along a milk carton worth 13 pints
Then Batman took it and drink it all up
Then Jackie Chan showered him in chocolate syrup
When he jumps in the air and become the iron chef
So Abraham Lincoln tried to cometh
To put some spices on the baby back ribs
Hangin' out where the "snacktime Care Bear" is

This is the ultimate picnic of ultimate destiny
Good taste, bad taste, and more dessert as far as the eye can see
And no one's going to lose his lunch seriously
This is the ultimate picnic

Somebody was holding a hot bowl of porridge
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
Who delivered the bowl near the ice cream cones
The Rocky Road is served by Jughead Jones
Who had made the cut there, drinking Gatorade Rain
Though Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
And feed Batman's face with lots of chicken thighs

There's Grey poupon and white chocolate cake
And Monty Python's holy grail and Frosted Flakes
And some linguini, even Oscar Mayer weenies
And "laughing cow" stuff and a box of wheaties
Ovaltine, some turtle soup, Cap'n Crunch, and beef stew
Clam Chowder, garlic powder, every single Chinese fruit
Chicken sandwiches and tossed salad
Buttered biscuits with no sugar added

All set on the buffet tables at last
Jughead and friends gathered 'round at last
This was the greatest meal that they had ever saw
With civilians looking at total awe
The feast went on until 4:20
Many guys have finishing eating today
Some of them went fat, some of them went tired
They all go home and watch Roger Dodger

This is the ultimate picnic of ultimate destiny
Good things, bad things, and what's ugly for many of them to eat
So far, they'd hardly lost a brunch probably
This is the ultimate picnic (this is the ultimate picnic)
This is the ultimate picnic (this is the ultimate picnic)
This is the ultimate picnic of ultimate destiny

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???? - October 14, 2008 - Report this comment
this sucked i wasted five mins reading this crap.>_

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