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Song Parodies -> "The Ultimate Nightmare of Ultimate Destiny"

Original Song Title:

"The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny"

Original Performer:

Lemon Demon

Parody Song Title:

"The Ultimate Nightmare of Ultimate Destiny"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Ol' Wolverine was stalking around
Tokyo City like the "It" clown
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
And blow up ice cream vans with Batgrenades
Wolverine just planning to attack
NBA's greatest players except for Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq rude
When Aaron Carter came cool but crude

So he's robbing the banks with Shaquille O'Neal
And stuff the cash inside the Batmobile
Before they could make it back to Shaq's mafia
Abraham Lincoln's searching for vendetta
And took an AK-101 from out of his hat
And attempt to bust everybody's caps
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came for judgement day

This is the ultimate nightmare of ultimate destiny
Good guys now becoming bad guys as far as the eye can see
Only a few may survive from this blaze of glory
This is the ultimate nightmare of ultimate destiny

Sailor Moon's hurting kids with Optimus Prime
Before Scruff McGruff shows up this time
Then Shaq came back with Xena's sword
Jackie Chan controls the Shogun Megazord
And Batman was arrested by Scruff, being worried
When Abraham Lincoln teamed up with Mike and Sully
But suddenly grenades killed Scruff right then
Indiana Jones did it once again

Someone broke Batman's hands free of handcuffs
Which was Bubbles, one of the Powerpuffs
Then Shogun Megazord made the cops get squished
And smashed the police car with its fist
Jackie jumped out of the Megazord and somersault
While Indiana Jones tried to pole vault
Onto Optimus Prime but they collided in the air
Now they rather accept every Care Bear's dare

This is the ultimate nightmare of ultimate destiny
Good guys had still became bad guys as far as the eye can see
Seems like the end of the world might just show up early
This is the ultimate nightmare

Devils sang out an apocalyptic chorus
Up from hell ascending evil Chuck Norris
Who uses a rocket launcher to completely
Destroy every CVS Pharmacy
While Indiana Jones used a shotgun
To hijack his nearest Olive Garden
Then Chuck saw through Batman's clever disguise
As Alex the girl from Totally Spies

Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White
Mega Man and his creator Dr. Light
Then Wonder Woman and Lindsay Lohan
And Cowboy Curtis and Theodore Logan
Robocop, Squidward, Ralph Nader, Captain Kirk
Duckman, Superman, every good Power Ranger
Bill and Ted and Peewee Herman
And Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' Vernon

As well as some fighting game protagonists
And they all came out of nowhere, this is
The time that they'd try to destroy our lives
And they kill civilians with Ginsu knives
The trouble raged on for a decade
Many good things are ruined, almost nothing's remade
The world blows up, so it'll be gone
Smoke of Mortal Kombat used up all of his bombs

This is the ultimate nightmare of ultimate destiny
Will good guys from other planets must save the whole galaxy?
Can Earth become remade just like Titan A.E.?
This is the ultimate nightmare (Is my life ruined too soon?)
This is the ultimate nightmare (Wait, that's what I've been dreaming of.)
This is the ultimate nightmare of ultimate destiny

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