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Song Parodies -> "The Ultimate Kombat of Ultimate Destiny"

Original Song Title:

"The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny"

Original Performer:

Lemon Demon

Parody Song Title:

"The Ultimate Kombat of Ultimate Destiny"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Old Sub-Zero was sliding around
Shang Tsung's courtyard like a playground
When suddenly Scorpion burst from the blaze
And kick Sub-Zero right in the face
Sub-Zero got mad and begin to attack
But didn't expect to see Cyrax
Who proceeded to open up his chest part
And launch some bombs both near and far

Then he finally got impaled by Jade
Who then started beating up Sonya Blade
But before Cyrax self-destructs
Into blue blood and mechanized guts
Kung Lao arrived without his hat
Then Stryker shot his gun with a rat-a-tat-tat
But Kung Lao missed, Jade got head shot
So Scorpion's mask was taken off

This is the Ultimate Kombat of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and fatalities as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Kombat of Ultimate Destiny

Sub-Zero froze the skull of Scorpion
Like Reptile eating up Chameleon
Kung Lao's still here, beating up Sonya
Now Liu Kang jumped out and so does Tanya
Stryker ran out of ammo, getting so steady
When Kano came with his laser machete
thus Kano stabbed Stryker in the head
Tanya broke Sonya's neck, so she'll be dead

Shao Kahn appeared kicked Kano in the groin
Smoke steals Kahn's helmet with a "yoink"
And Liu Kang turned into a dragon
Eating up Smoke like a stick of chum
Then Liu Kang got killed by Tanya's kiss
Kahn punched her head off with his fist
While Scorpion came back all heated up
Incinerating Shao Kahn with a huff-and-puff

This is the Ultimate Kombat of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and animalities as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Kombat

Angels sang out a chorus on stage
Down from the heavens descended Johnny Cage
Who deliver a punch worth a higher notch
Broke the bones of Kung Lao's crotch
Kung fell over on the ground, fallen down
As Scorpion gets even, feeling much frown
Though Johnny saw through his clever disguise
He crushed Scorpion's skull between her thighs

Then elder god Raiden and elder god Fujin and
Darrius, Noob Saibot, and Drahmin and
Shokan men Goro and Kintaro
As well as a centaurion named Motaro
Baraka, Sareena, Li Mei, Mileena
Ermac, Mokap, and Princess Kitana
Taven, Kabal, Ashrah, and Quan Chi
Bo Rai Cho, Shujinko, and blind Kenshi

All came out of nowhere very quick
They will have Johnny Cage's butt get kicked
It was the bloodiest battle the Outworld ever saw
The portal priests looked in total awe
And the fight raged on for a century
Many souls are claimed, but eventually
The champion stood, the rest were outdone
Major Jackson Briggs with his AK-101

This is the Ultimate Kombat of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and brutalities as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Kombat (this is the Ultimate Kombat)
This is the Ultimate Kombat (this is the Ultimate Kombat)
This is the Ultimate Kombat of Ultimate Destiny

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UnKnownvotress - May 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Sounds like a rough crowd, Sir !

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