Ol' Ariel was hopping around
Agrabah like a big playground
When suddenly Mulan burst from the shade
Ariel feels the wrath of Mulan's sword blade
Mulan sliced Ariel into two halves
Snow White laid back on the ground and laughed
Then Cinderella uses her flame shooter
Thus burning Snow White into cinders

Guess who started beating up Cinderella
This ain't Prince Eric, it's Pocahontas
While Princess Aurora came out of the blue
Because of her blue dress, and she wore it too
Aurora sneaked up Mulan from behind
Mulan reached for her sword which she couldn't find
Because Belle had just really stole it
So Mulan was turned out to be decapitated

This is the ultimate showdown in Disney princess history
Catfights and tribulations as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown in Disney princess history

Aurora breathes ice right from her mouth
In the form of a light blue cloud
So Pocahontas just got frozen for sure
Cinderella tossed a hand grenade across the floor
And Pocahontas shattered into a million parts
While Cinderella tried to flame fart
But suddenly a sword stabbed her in the chest
Who had threw the sword was Belle, I guess

While Aurora fires a energy blast
From her left hand, coming out lightning fast
Hitting Belle in the head so it got exploded
Falling over on the ground and got defeated
Aurora took her sharp tiara off of her head
Who's gonna win and who's gonna be dead
Aurora threw her tiara at Jasmine
Right in the face, so Aurora triumphed

This is the ultimate showdown in Disney princess history
Catfights and tribulations as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown (this is the ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown (this is the ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown in Disney princess history