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Song Parodies -> "Truck Sale"

Original Song Title:

"Knife Fight"

Original Performer:

Lemon Demon

Parody Song Title:

"Truck Sale"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

I tired of those sports cars
I'm sick of mustangs and jalopies
Good sir, no more dumb convertibles for me.
But wait, am I a civilized gentleman here?
I will own nothing but a pickup truck

Truck sale, don't have to be out of luck
Truck sale, a better sale on each truck!
Truck sale, you're buying buying buying a truck
Yeah truck sale
Want a good deal (good deal) on pickups, eh?
Wanna drive one (drive one) today?
In this truck sale (truck sale)
Truck sale (truck sale)
Truck sale (truck sale)

You wanna push the gas
IYou wanna drive one now
I'll be going places
Wanna drive it somehow
This is the time for now, you better own a truck
So forget the sports cars, you want a pick up!
It's time to face the driving!
Time to face the facts!
Time to hit the highway!
Time to pay the tax!
I've got three tons of fury
I am very enraged
Settle to buy now?
Born ready
Engage!

Truck!
Sale!
Buy!
Own!
Truck!
Drive!
Ride!
Truck!

Hey wait a minute here!
Oh what is it?!
Trucks are too big! We better just drive mustangs instead!
All right!
Okay well, in that case, we're gonna go for a
Garage sale!

Garage sale! It's a garage sale
No trucks to buy, a garage sale
Just spend your money on something rare and
Everyone can sing together, now
Garage sale! Garage sale!
La-dee-da dum dum garage sale!
Garage sale! Garage sale!
Whoopy-doo zig zag garage sale!
Ding dong doodly
Nick nack noodly
Fee fi fo fum kitten kaboodly!
Garage sale, garage sale, garage sale, garage sale, hey!

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Dylan Baranski - August 25, 2007 - Report this comment
My favorite pickup truck is the Chevrolet/GMC full-size pickup from the 1970's.
Jonathan S. - August 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Not nearly as heinous as TSB's other works. Not fantastic, but not hopelessly shoddy, either. 323
Jason - August 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Jonathan S., Have you ever wrote some parodies of your own?
Jonathan S. - August 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Search these: 'Songthunping', 'Stand, and then play some more Wii', 'Jessie's Girl, Part 2' (Definitely not my best work) and 'Videogamin' Rhapsody'. (I originally intended to go by Jonaphantom on this site, but somehow forgot my password next time I visited, so that's when I started going by just Jonathan S.) Say, this makes for good advertising! :D
Andria - August 28, 2007 - Report this comment
My favorite pickup is the one based on the original Mini. However, it is too tiny to transport console stereos, which I collect and have over a hundred of.

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