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Song Parodies -> "Ultinick Showdown for Ultinick Destiny"

Original Song Title:

"Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny"

Original Performer:

Lemon Demon

Parody Song Title:

"Ultinick Showdown for Ultinick Destiny"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This is the Nick version of ultimate showdown.
Old Steve Burns was walking
in his blues clues set like a big playground
When suddenly Spongebob burst out real fast
And hit old Steve with a bubble blast
So Stevey got dazed and wanted to attack.
But didn't expect to be stopped by the Rugrats
And preceeded to open up a can of Rugrat Fu
Then Drake and Josh came out of the blue
And he started teaming up with the Rugrats.
Then Steve got sat on by Patrick Star
But before they got to admit all is well
Who should appear but Kenan and Kel.
They faced Drake and Josh in a really big fight.
But got defeated by the power of El Tigre
Who did some moves and made them run away
Then the Mr Meaty guys came to meat the day.

This is the ultinick showdown, the ultinick destiny
Spongebob, Rugrats and El Tigre as far as the eye can see
Only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultinick showdown, the ultinick destiny
[End Chorus]

Steve tried to stop the fight and get things in line.
But Sportacus and Robbie Rotten showed up just in time.
And then Drake and Josh got onto the track
Johnny Test tried to dive but fell on his back.
And Spongebob was ready to do some karate.
When Josh and Parker fought back with some porkchops.
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
El Tigre took out the ninjas with his claws.
Then he saw Steve falling down way behind.
And Jimmy Neutron reached for his shrink ray which he managed to find .
He aimed it on Timmy Turner
But Timmy wished he was ammune to ray blasts.
And he jumped in the air and he did a summersault
While Kenan Kel tried to polevault
Onto Drake and Josh but Drake and Josh won by far.
Because Kenan and Kel are now both washed up stars.


Angels sang out which was quite dandy.
And down from the heavens decended John Candy.
Who delivered a kick that's so strong it would hurt
Into the crotch of our old pal Steve Burns.
Who fell over on the ground writhing in pain
As Spongebob used his karate and Jimmy used his brain.
But John Candy knew just what to do.
And helped them win round 2 out of 2.

Then Rocket Power and Wild Thornberries
And All Grown Up and Max and Ruby
And Team Galaxy and Rocko's Mordern Life.
And Naturally Sadie and All That as well.
The Amanda Show, Rugrats
Are You Afraid Of The Dark and Romeo
Little Bear, Spongebob, Timmy Turner and his fairy godparents.
Johnny Test and Drake and Josh and Mr Meaty as well.
El Tigre, Icarly, and Kids Choice Awards
All came out of nowhere lightening fast
And they helped John Candy save the day in a flash.
It was the most awesome battle that the world ever saw
While viewers looking on in total awe
The fight raged on for a century
Many days were saved.
The Champion stood -- The rest knew who was the most handy.
It was none other than that great fat man John Candy.

(Chorus until end)
Thank you.

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