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Song Parodies -> "Scratch Like A Pandemic"

Original Song Title:

"Dance Like An Idiot"

Original Performer:

Lemon Demon

Parody Song Title:

"Scratch Like A Pandemic"

Parody Written by:

Lime Devil

The Lyrics

A Horrible Version Of The Chicken Pox Is Realesed On The World
One cold December night, back in 2004, a normal man found himself upon the dance floor. He started itching, and scratching like he ws full of insulation. And then a month later he had infected all the nation.

Now I know its not generly considered very cool, to scratch like a nitwit, to scratch like a fool. But now thats manditory, not a rule.

Ive been making my way to the hospital scene, I guess now its my brand new routine. The chicken pox are catchin so fast, its obscene.

So, get outta the hospital, stand proud and tall. Get outta there and scratch like a pandemic. You know you gotta scratch them good, around the neighbourhood. Get outta there and scratch like a pandemic.

you might wanna soak in some calamine first, have a wooden back scratcher to stop the out burst. If you do this all it wont get, its worst.

No matter how you scratch you cant go wrong, you can scratch like a pandemic all night long. As long as you got yourself bleeding, your going strong.

So, get outta the hospital, stand proud and tall. Get outta there and scratch like a pandemic. You know you gotta scratch them good, around the neighbourhood. Get outta there and scratch like a pandemic.

(Are you ready?.....Yes I am. here we go)

Start to scratch your knees, go harder on your right
then do a 360 with your eyes shut tight.
while your dizzy get busy and scratch right above your eyes,
put your hands on your chest, and scratch 55 times.
Start to scratch your arms, while running in place.
And if it really itches start scratching your face.
If it hurts run around like a big fat lummox
And last but not least, scratch really hard on your buttocks.

Like a pandemic, like a pandemic
Like a pandemic, like a pandemic
(scratch) Like a pandemic, like a pandemic
(scratch)Like a pandemic, like a pandemic

So, get outta the hospital, stand proud and tall. Get outta there and scratch like a pandemic. You know you gotta scratch them good, around the neighbourhood. Get outta there and scratch like a pandemic.
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