One's a blond whose name was Betty Cooper
The other's a black-haired girl, Veronica
Settle down you Jughead, they have been rivals
No such thing as "worst friends" and "best
enemies"

Hey look! It is Archie Andrews
And Betty's ready to go
She's with Veronica (she's with Veronica)
Betty and Veronica (Betty and Veronica)
Not just Veronica (not just Veronica)
Not just Betty Cooper (not just Betty Cooper)
Betty, Veronica, and Archie, in a love triangle (love triangle)
Here she is Veronica (Ronniekins)
There comes Betty, go now (Archiekins)
Betty and Ronnie (Ronnie)
Archie's not a poor boy (poor boy)
Archie Andrews will fall in love with both of them girls (Huh?)

Archie...