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Song Parodies -> "The Ultimate Showdown Of Sesame Destiny"

Original Song Title:

"The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny"

Original Performer:

Lemon Demon

Parody Song Title:

"The Ultimate Showdown Of Sesame Destiny"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Cookie Monster's eating some gingersnaps
While Big Bird was taking a nap
Kingston Livingston the third
Was just saying a certain bad word
Cookie Monster stopped eating, and he got mad
And swallow up Kingston's baseball hat
Then Kingston Livingston got scared away
And was totally stunned by Oscar's pepper spray

While Oscar's outside of his trash can
His great offense won't be getting out of hand
Then Super Grover's diving down
On the older brother of Prairie Dawn
While Oscar The Grouch is doing something
Like using his trash can as a cannon
That fires an beam of energy
Destroying Super Grover very quickly

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Sesame Destiny
Sesame heroes of all sizes, as far as the eye can see
Still only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Sesame Destiny

Now Bert tied up his best friend Ernie
Called Herry to bury him on Wounded Knee
Now standing in Herry's way was Elmo
Herry got hit by one of Elmo's elbows
Ernie just broke free, but he can't get up
While he was fallen, the goin' got tough
Now Herry's fur was turning green
Like the Incredible Hulk and got so mean

Now Elmo took out a pellet gun
And shoot Herry in the head just for fun
Then Bert dresses up like Ryu
Of Street Fighter games like Street Fighter II
Then Bert grabs and throws Elmo into the sky
Elmo's hit by Bert's Hadouken and dies
Big Bird uprises and stands up to Bert
Bert's impaled by the beak of Big Bird

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Sesame Destiny
Sesame heroes of all sizes, as far as the eye can see
Still only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown

Grouches sang out in a disrespectful song
Out of 123 Sesame Street was Prairie Dawn
Who was fully appeared in judo clothes
Right from her head down to her toes
Prairie Dawn grabbed Big Bird by the feet
Prairie said "This is who I'll defeat..."
As she spins Big Bird around in circles now
As fast as she could and toss Big Bird out

Then Telly Monster and Roxie Marie as
Well as Ingrid and Humphrey oh
And Aloysius Snuffleupagus and
Count Von Count and The Countess
Roosevelt Franklin, Don Music, Betty Lou
Biff and Sully, Bob McGrath, and the Fat Blue
Gordon Robinson, Baby Bear and Rosita
As well as Maria and Baby Natasha
All came out of nowhere lickety-split
And they killed Cookie Monster and Prairie, 'cause it
Was still the craziest battle the world ever saw
The Sesamians looking on total awe
And the fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood, the rest were endangered
Oscar The Grouch as a Green Power Ranger

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Sesame Destiny
Sesame heroes of all sizes, as far as the eye can see
Still only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown (this is the Ultimate Showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown (this is the Ultimate Showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Sesame Destiny

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Pacing: 2.6
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

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 3   2
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Jason - April 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Unless you are a diehard Sesame Street fan (which I am not), what is the point of this?
Ethan Mawyer - April 29, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm not a diehard sesame street fan, but this was still interesting and probably the best effort I've ever seen from you (TSB). I don't know the original song, but this certainly deserves better than triple ones.
Ann Hammond - April 29, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm picturing Bert do that Hadouken on Elmo.
Agrimorfee - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
USOUD seems to be the WOTEF of the modern-day Dementoid parody-writers era. I've only heard the OS once so I can't vouch for pacing but the effort you threw into this (geez, even Roosevelt Franklin got into it!) was quite evident and deserves a 555.
Michael Pacholek - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Why did Cookie Monster stop eating? Even he has no appetite after reading this slop.
Jason - May 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Mr Pacholek, do you think he is gonna give a monkeys about that? Of course not.
Jonathan S. - May 02, 2007 - Report this comment
A bit violent...but, I do know the original, and this was hilarious. (I actually laughed out loud a bit while reading the 1st verse) You messed up on the pacing in some spots, though, so, oddly enough, you get the inverse of my semi-regular vote: 355 [instead of 533]

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