Ol' Aragorn was hoppin' around,
Minas Tirith like a big playground,
When suddenly Gimli burst from the shade,
And hit Aragorn with an orc grenade,
Aragorn got pissed and drew his sword,
But didn't expect to be blocked by Denethor,
Who proceeded to push Aragorn into a fire,
When Frodo Baggins came outta the shire,

And he started to beat up Denethor,
When they were both stabbed by Gimli the dwarf,
But before he could get back to his homeland,
There before him, the balrog did stand,
And took a flaming sword out of the ground,
And sliced Gimli away, who fell in a dirt mound,
But his main weapon cracked and he ran away,
Cause Elrond the elf came to save the day,

This is the Lord of the Rings showdown, of the one rings destiny,
Men, elves, dwarves and explosions as far as the eye can see,
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be,
This is the Lord of the Rings showdown, of the one rings destiny,

Aragorn attacked Elrond the elf,
He used a catapult to send him to Dwarendelf,
Then Denethor came back with tears in his eyes,
As he was stabbed repeatedly by Samwise,
And Gimli was injured and tried to get a grip,
When the Balrog returned with his flaming whip,
Then something hit his right leg and he fell,
The watcher arrived, a thing that came outta hell,

And it seen Aragorn sneaking up from behind,
And it reached for some boulders which it just couldn't find,
Cause Gimli stole them and pushed em down a hill,
Samwise dodged em and they crashed into a saw mill,
Sam tried to escape by running across a bog,
When who ran towards him, yep, the balrog,
But the balrog tripped and they were incapacitated,
Then were both stabbed by Merry, someone Samwise hated,

This is the Lord of the Rings showdown, of the one rings destiny,
Men, elves, dwarves and explosions as far as the eye can see,
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be,
This is the Lord of the Rings showdown, of the one rings destiny,

The heavens sang out, in immaculate chorus,
Down from the heavens descended Legolas,
Who shot a flaming arrow, that was definatley hotter,
Than the balrog, into the mouth of the watcher,
Who caught the disease, known as the scavies,
As Gimli changed back, into John Rhys-Davies
But Legols saw through, his alter ego,
And smashed the dwarves head, upon a gazeibo,

Then Gandalf the Grey, and Gandalf the White,
The master uruk-hai and a ringwraith knight,
Lady Galadriel and the knight Faramir,
Treebeard the ent and the knight Boromir,
Ganling, Saruman, the Cave Troll, and Sauron,
Smeagol, Deagol and the father of Elrond,
The knight Theodred and his father Theoden,
Gloin, Balin, Houdin and Eowyn,

All came outta nowhere lightning fast,
And they kicked Legolas in his eternal life ass,
It was the bloodiest battle of the medieval times,
Oh boy, does this song have a lot of rhymes,

The fight raged on for a century,
Many lives were claimed but eventually,
The champion stood, destined to win,
The creature Gollum with blood over his skin,

This is the Lord of the Rings showdown, of the one rings destiny,
Men, elves, dwarves and explosions as far as the eye can see,
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be,
This is the Lord of the Rings showdown,
This is the Lord of the Rings showdown,
This is the Lord of the Rings showdown,
Of the one rings destiny