"The Best In The USA"

When tomorrow morn arrives, at dawn, just like all my working life,
I’ll depart again for work, having kissed the kids and wife,
And I’ll thank my lucky stars to be dressing up each day
In my concierege’s uniform of modest business grey.

And I’m glad that I work at Sheraton ’cause I get to stay for free
At the hotels ev’rywhere I go that belong to the company.
And they gladly put up (!) extra guests whom I may send their way.
I will always tout this hotel brand as “the best in USA.”

There are four in Minnesota, there are three in Tennessee,
Thirteen throughout Texas – must be hundreds sea to sea –
In Motown, in Space City, Gotham, La La Land, my stay
At any Sheraton is priceless (free!), and so I say:

I’m so glad that I work at Sheraton ’cause I get to stay for free
At the hotels ev’rywhere I go that belong to the company.
And they gladly put up (!) extra guests whom I may send their way.
And I truly doubt there’s a better brand (unless it’s Westin, say).