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Song Parodies -> "The Best In USA (I'm Glad that I Work At Sheraton)"

Original Song Title:

"God Bless the USA (I'm Proud To Be An American)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lee Greenwood

Parody Song Title:

"The Best In USA (I'm Glad that I Work At Sheraton)"

Parody Written by:

Stan Hall

The Lyrics

"The Best In The USA"

When tomorrow morn arrives, at dawn, just like all my working life,
I’ll depart again for work, having kissed the kids and wife,
And I’ll thank my lucky stars to be dressing up each day
In my concierege’s uniform of modest business grey.

And I’m glad that I work at Sheraton ’cause I get to stay for free
At the hotels ev’rywhere I go that belong to the company.
And they gladly put up (!) extra guests whom I may send their way.
I will always tout this hotel brand as “the best in USA.”

There are four in Minnesota, there are three in Tennessee,
Thirteen throughout Texas – must be hundreds sea to sea –
In Motown, in Space City, Gotham, La La Land, my stay
At any Sheraton is priceless (free!), and so I say:

I’m so glad that I work at Sheraton ’cause I get to stay for free
At the hotels ev’rywhere I go that belong to the company.
And they gladly put up (!) extra guests whom I may send their way.
And I truly doubt there’s a better brand (unless it’s Westin, say).

© Stan Hall ** Westin and Sheraton are brands of Starrwood Hotels and Resorts (and BTW, I don't really work for Sheraton, Westin or their parent company). :-)

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alvin - February 12, 2008 - Report this comment
a 5 star hotel parody
John Barry - February 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Shera-ton and Sixteen tons. Do I sense a pattern?
Stan - February 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks a ton, Alvin & John

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