I hope I never lose here at strip poker
I get my thrill from each
And ev'ry card and joker
Hope I can still play for hours without stoppin'
I'm keeping my clothes on while yours you are droppin'
I hope you did not wear
An extra layer of somethin'
Whenever my hand wins out, clothing you'll be dumpin'
Believe me I plan my winnings to enhance
And when I get the choice of your shirt or your pants
I'll choose your pants
You'll lose your pants

I will forever give thanks to the Earl of Sandwich
If I get hungry there's no need for a big switch
Giving me more of those chances
To see you strippin'
Not a chance that you'll beat me;
You must be trippin'
When you're ready to fold
Give a holler
Then you can commence loosening
Your shirt collar
It's time you gave me
More than just a fleeting glance
You will take off your shirt and let it join your pants
It joins your pants

(Luck itself is in constant motion always)
You'll lose you pants
(Stringing us along)
More than a glance
(Who's the fool)
Yes, now's my chance
(Wants to look at his own cards and wager)
You'll lose your pants
(Where luck will end up)

I've got an ace-high hand
But I will keep on bluffin'
Hoping that more of your clothing you will be sloughin'
Promise me that if you win you'll go easy
'Cause the sight of myself naked makes me queasy

Merde
I see you've paired
I should have cared

(Luck itself is in constant motion always)
You want my pants
(stringing us along)
Yes, it's your chance
(I'm the fool
Took a look at his own cards and wagered)
More than a glance
(That luck had not gone
I'm the fool)
I've lost me pants
(Took a look at my own cards and wagered
That luck had not gone)