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Song Parodies -> "Stairway to Shelob"

Original Song Title:

"Stairway to Heaven"

Original Performer:

Led Zepplin

Parody Song Title:

"Stairway to Shelob"

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The Lyrics

Sung by Gollum as the hobbits rest on the path above Minas Morgul.
There's a creature who'ss old
Truly evil and bold
And sshe's waiting at the top of this sstairway
When we getss there we knowss
If the way is not closed
With a ssting she will do what we waits for
Ooh-woo-woo, woo woo woo woo-woo
And she's waiting at the top of this sstairway

Orcses lurk in the tower
Can't compete with her power
'Cause they know Ssauron likes her to be there
In the city below
There's a Nazgūl who lurks
If he ssees us we'll all get a big sscare

Ooh, it makes us hungry
Ooh, it makes us hungry

There's a feeling we gets
When we look to the wesst
Where the Bright-Eyess have built their big city
In our thoughts we have sseen
Ring of gold on our hand
And the fisshes our ssubjects will bring me
Ooh, it makes us hungry
Ooh, it really makes us hungry

So we whisspers that ssoon
Sméagol callss the tune
And the Bright-Eyess will bow down before us
And the day will not dawn
Sun will hide in the cloudss
And the fisshes will leap in the waters
Ohh-ooh ohh-ooh ohh-ooh ohh-ooh ohh hoh

If there's a bad ssmell in the cavern
Don't be alarmed Sam
It's just a friend of ours you'll meet her
Yes, there are two pathses you can go by
But in the long run
We'll take you right to someone you can't tie up
And it makes us hungry
Ahhh, hoh-hoh

Our fingers are itching and they won't stop
In case you don't know
The spider's calling you to feed her
Dear lady, can you feel the footsteps
And do you know
Your little friend is bringing you dinner

(Guitar Solo)

And as we climb up the path
Our shadows taller than our ssouls
There walks a lady only we knowss
Who hates white light and wants to show
How ev'rything becomes her prey
And if you lissten very hard
You still won't hear her at the lasst
When she's about to pounce on you, yeah-ee-yeah
The Preciouss will be ours again
'Cause we're climbing a sstairway to heaven
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