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Song Parodies -> "Little Help Please"

Original Song Title:

"The Right Kind Of Wrong"

Original Performer:

LeAnne Rimes

Parody Song Title:

"Little Help Please"

Parody Written by:

MysteryGoat

The Lyrics

From The Album "Something Goats Can Dance To"
Oh please believe, that I was just viewing
Yes I admit that all of this is my undoing
But you can't blame me to be curious enough to have tried it on
And I know you have told me twice before
And I guarantee that I will no more
I can see you were right
Now get me out of this it's really tight

Nevermore
No will never happen anymore
No your warnings I will not ignore
I now admit I was wrong
Now please help get me out of this thong
Oh please help get me out of this thong

I made a mistake, I can't give perfection
But now I'm starting to have concerns about infection
Oh I'm just praying that it happens to be going up somewhere good
I said you were right what more do you want
Are you really just going to sit there and taunt
There's no way to explain
the interesting way I'm feeling pain

Telling you
I don't care if you get down and chew
Hurry I have to go to the loo
Already said I was wrong
So please help get me out of this thong
Oh please help get me out of this thong

Who do I kid, it never did fit
It's on so tight that even the seat split
Now I don't care, how you get me out I
Really want to feel my legs yeah

My butt is blue, and my legs are purple
The doctor told me that I no longer am fertile
Well you can't blame me to be curious enough to have tried it on
Now I paid you your dues why you standing there
Get me out of this thing please don't pull a hair
There's no way to explain
The interesting way I'm feeling pain

Really sore
Worried that another hole just tore
I'm about to pass out on the floor
I think that something is wrong
You better get me out of this thong
For real get me out of this thong

Please help get me out of this thong
I beg help get me out of this thong

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 4

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MysteryGoat - June 12, 2004 - Report this comment
If it helps, this song was featured on the "Coyote Ugly" soundtrack.
Jeff Reuben - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank my wife for getting me into country music, although I don't remember this one getting much airtime on the country stations around here. Decent song though. Tough luck on the number of votes.
MysteryGoat - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Unfortunately this song got no airtime at all, so if anyone wants to hear it they'll have to get the soundtrack or download it. Kind of sucks but it's well worth a download.
Adagio - July 11, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS...now my turn to swim in your parody. :D
Phil Alexander - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Another DKTOS, but this one reads sweetly, and gets better as it goes along :-)
EmiLoca - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Nice job, MysteryGoat. DKTOS like all the rest, but I'll try and find it. I will. Really.
Spaff.com - July 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I DKTOS either, but these lyrics are really funny. And I can TOTALLY relate. Heh heh.
Johnny D - July 18, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Thith ith a very funny thong parody!
Agrimorfee - July 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, won't ya play another "Somebody done somebody's thong wrong"? 445
Melhi - July 19, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM & L) Very nice work!
Adagio - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Hehehe....funnier with the music!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Great build up to the humour, the last verse was really funny. 'The interesting way I'm feeling pain'...gold. 5-5-5
Claude Prez - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Okay, so if I'm the TENTH commenter, how come I'm only the seventh vote? WTF?!? Oh, yeah good thong man.
Meriadoc - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) This was fantastic! Some great (very funny) lines here. You got my vote.
Peregrin - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Yep! Great lines in here!
martha - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
very funny MG .... as has been said already ....really good lines in tthis one.. I liked the "veiwing/undoing" lines
John Jenkins - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
With the use of "nevermore" and some other phrasing, this parody has an Edgar Allen Poe feel to it.
Johnny D1 - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above!
ethan - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
interesting.... too bad it didn't use a better known song
2nz - August 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty good. The purple/fertile pair was the highlight for me. Nice job making this song bearable for a guy like me.

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