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Song Parodies -> "Alien: Covenant"

Original Song Title:

"All My Friends"

Original Performer:

LCD Soundsystem

Parody Song Title:

"Alien: Covenant"

Parody Written by:

Johnny Nguyen

The Lyrics

Here's a song Alieners have!
That's how it starts
We go back to your galaxy
We check the guide
And start to say it out

And if it's going beyond, all the space
Because we know we're going in Prometheus
But if you're worried about the spaceship
Then you picked the good planet to stay
That's how it starts

And so it starts
You switch Covenant on
We set controls for the dooming of Prometheus
One of the ways we show our age

And if Covenant comes up, if Covenant comes up, if Covenant comes up
And I still don't wanna gonna it's way to the Future
Then it's the beginning of our alien
That are keeping us on our Galaxy

You spent the first five weeks trying to get with the construction
And the next five weeks trying to be with your members again

You're xenomorph turns just as fast as you can
Yeah, I know it gets happy, but it's better when we say

It rises apart
The way it does in good films
Except in parts
When everything kicks in

Though when we're running out of the Century
And the resurrection winding away
I wouldn't trade one step beyond
For another five weeks of life

You drop the first ten weeks just as fast as you can
And the next ten crew members who are trying to be space
When you're blowing eighty-five days in the middle of space
Yeah, I know it gets tired only where are your guardians tonight?

And there's no consequences
Oh, this could be the first time
So here we go
Like a covenant rising up

And if I made destruction, if I made destruction, if I made destruction
On the road, there's always this
And if I'm won into guardians
I can still come home to this

And with somebody destroyed Prometheus
You can see the crew members of Prometheus dying
When you're drunk and the new ones look impossibly happy
You think over and over, "hey, Prometheus is dead."

Oh, if the new spaceship rising apart
You can turn it on yourself you perfect great guy
You forgot what you meant when you say what you did
And you always knew you were bored, but then
Where are your guardians tonight?

Where are your guardians tonight?
Where are your guardians tonight?

If I could see all my guardians tonight
If I could see all my guardians tonight
If I could see all my guardians tonight
If I could see all my guardians tonight
This is the end. Go!

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