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Song Parodies -> "The Mayonnaise Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Ketchup Song (Asereje)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Las Ketchup

Parody Song Title:

"The Mayonnaise Song"

Parody Written by:

BarbieBimbo

The Lyrics

lol, this song is really catchy and nice and I like it, but the lyrics don't mean much, do they? So if this parody doesn't make any sense... well, it's okay, neither does the original. lol!
Friday night, it's late this time
Feelin' hungry, not so fine
Raiding the refridgerator
See the hunger in his eyes
Checking every food in sight
Wishing that he was in McDo
He's the man that looks like a sumo
Not so sexy, eating disorders
he's the king of strawberry, choco and vanilla
And the waitress that he knows well
In the food court, at around twelve
Serves him burgers, fries, chips with sauce de la salsa
Y la baila, and he's eating, getting fatter

It's Mayonnaise, ha, hehe, it's filled with grease
Beverage is Coca cola, it's fattening
He boogies like senor Porky Pig
It's Mayonnaise, ha, hehe, it's filled with grease
Beverage is Coca cola, it's fattening
He boogies like senor Porky Pig
It's Mayonnaise, ha, hehe, it's filled with grease
Beverage is Coca cola, it's fattening
He boogies like senor Porky Pig

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Michael Pacholek - February 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Just when I thought that awful piece of semi-musical trash would go away...But this was good. The Weird One himself, Mr. Yankovic, king of all foodia, would approve. And I like that you knew enough to use a condiment while engaging in contextual relations. Very smart.
lillijana - February 16, 2003 - Report this comment
i cannot stand the ketchup song, but this is a good parody
jenes - February 20, 2005 - Report this comment
i have read the content its not well done okay so please try to make it nicer and include excitement
RIA - August 06, 2005 - Report this comment
asteeeeeeeg lang tlga mayonnaise! un lang! -=eddie Song=- -mayonnaise- ¤ yun lang,naiisip mo pa ba Yun lang,kung aalis ka pa.. Yun lang,wala na bang magagawa Yun lang,mawawala ka na.. Ã" oh kahit na mawala ka pa Nandito lang ako Naghihintay parin sa'yo..oh.. ¤ yun lang,malalaman ko pa ba Yun lang,kung babalik ka pa.. Yun lang,wla na bang magagawa Yun lang,mamamatay ka na.. [rep. Ã"] Oh kahit na ano pa ang mga sinabi mo Nandito lang ako para sa iyo Yun lang..yun lang..yun lang.. Yun lang,mawawala ka na.. [rep.Ã" 'til fade]

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