Song Parodies -> Dairy Queen
| Original Song Title: | "Beauty Queen" |
| Original Performer: | Lash |
| Parody Song Title: | "Dairy Queen" |
| Parody Written by: | Senor Mierda |
its about a guy called anthony, and his nicknames and stuff are all throughout the song, if you dont understand a word, then its probably one of his nicknames
DAIRY QUEEN
You face looks like an angel, no more
Your boner is a danger, manwhore
just how far, will it grow?
second crew knows
We think you're entertaining chai chai
But we cant see the danger chai chai
You're on your way
you're getting more emo every day
Now we want to let you know, chai chai, chai chai-ai-ai
That you're a Cypriot dope, chai chai-ai-ai
Elephants! Can't you see?
We all know, you're a dairy queen, yeah
We say that you suckadickmate, chailis
But why you such a girly man, dimmers?
Just how much longer till you snap?
Who cares?
Way too much masturbating, chai chai
Not enough exfoliating, chai chai
Be a man
You're getting madder every day
Now we want to let you know, chai chai, chai chai-ai-ai
That you're a Cypriot dope, chai chai-ai-ai
Your pimples we can plainly see
We all know, you're a dairy queen
Dairy queen
We can plainly see
Now we want to let you know, chai chai, chai chai-ai-ai
That you're a Cypriot dope, chai chai-ai-ai
Now we want to let you know, chai chai, chai chai-ai-ai
That you're a Cypriot dope, chai chai-ai-ai
You're pimples, we can plainly see
We all know, you're a dairy queen
Dairy queen
We can plainly see
You'll never forget all the things we've said
Oh they float around inside your head
And we know we got the best from you
But hey, its just like maths last year
You face looks like an angel, no more
Your boner is a danger, manwhore
just how far, will it grow?
second crew knows
We think you're entertaining chai chai
But we cant see the danger chai chai
You're on your way
you're getting more emo every day
Now we want to let you know, chai chai, chai chai-ai-ai
That you're a Cypriot dope, chai chai-ai-ai
Elephants! Can't you see?
We all know, you're a dairy queen, yeah
We say that you suckadickmate, chailis
But why you such a girly man, dimmers?
Just how much longer till you snap?
Who cares?
Way too much masturbating, chai chai
Not enough exfoliating, chai chai
Be a man
You're getting madder every day
Now we want to let you know, chai chai, chai chai-ai-ai
That you're a Cypriot dope, chai chai-ai-ai
Your pimples we can plainly see
We all know, you're a dairy queen
Dairy queen
We can plainly see
Now we want to let you know, chai chai, chai chai-ai-ai
That you're a Cypriot dope, chai chai-ai-ai
Now we want to let you know, chai chai, chai chai-ai-ai
That you're a Cypriot dope, chai chai-ai-ai
You're pimples, we can plainly see
We all know, you're a dairy queen
Dairy queen
We can plainly see
You'll never forget all the things we've said
Oh they float around inside your head
And we know we got the best from you
But hey, its just like maths last year
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