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Song Parodies -> "A Sailors Life"

Original Song Title:

"You Know How To Hurt A Girl"

Original Performer:

Lalaine

Parody Song Title:

"A Sailors Life"

Parody Written by:

David Jensen

The Lyrics

"A Sailors Life"

I feel this ship a rockin'
I need to take my pills
So that I could feel nothin'
And nausea it kills
Now I feel so queasy
You'd better believe me
When I say step off to one side

I do know one thing about sailing the sea
I thought I would try it and it's not for me
Wherever I go in this world
I know, I know, I know that I'm going to hurl

First we rise and than falling
As we sail the blue
Then it suddenly happened
I hurled at you
You wondered if you could
I said you should
Look out before it all flies

I do know one thing about sailing the sea
I thought I would try it and it's not for me
Wherever I go in this world
I know, I know, I know that I'm going to hurl

My chow I can see
Hurling from inside of me

I do know one thing about sailing the sea
I thought I would try it and it's not for me
Wherever I go in this world
I know, I know, I know that I'm going to hurl

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Anonymous - March 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Yuck! What a weird parody...it scares the sails of me. Argh.

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