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Song Parodies -> "Blue And Green"

Original Song Title:

"True To Me"

Original Performer:

Lalaine

Parody Song Title:

"Blue And Green"

Parody Written by:

David Jensen

The Lyrics

I know it's gross.
"Blue and Green"

I went to the store to buy bologna
Even though I didn't have enough to buy
I never thought that I would be so lucky
Sitting in a shopping cart
This half priced item caught my eye

It looked like ham
Not sure I am

It's blue and green
And fuzzy
What I should have done was put it down
I picked it up and turned around cause
It's blue and green
And fuzzy
I wondered what my life would be
If I consumed this meat it's blue and green

I should have believed what mama told me
She always told me things I didn't want to hear
I always thought that what she said was crazy
But I had only fooled myself
Cause now it's never been so clear

I start to groan
And loudly moan

It's blue and green
And fuzzy
What I should have done was put it down
I picked it up and turned around cause
It's blue and green
And fuzzy
I wondered what my life would be
If I consumed this meat it's blue and green

And it feels like
A knife jabbed here
The pain is clear
And there's nothing I can do but regurgitate it all

It's blue and green
And fuzzy
What I should have done was put it down
I picked it up and turned around cause
It's blue and green
And fuzzy
I wondered what my life would be
If I consumed this meat it's blue and green


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