Song Parodies -> Blue And Green
| Original Song Title: | "True To Me" |
| Original Performer: | Lalaine |
| Parody Song Title: | "Blue And Green" |
| Parody Written by: | David Jensen |
I know it's gross.
"Blue and Green"
I went to the store to buy bologna
Even though I didn't have enough to buy
I never thought that I would be so lucky
Sitting in a shopping cart
This half priced item caught my eye
It looked like ham
Not sure I am
It's blue and green
And fuzzy
What I should have done was put it down
I picked it up and turned around cause
It's blue and green
And fuzzy
I wondered what my life would be
If I consumed this meat it's blue and green
I should have believed what mama told me
She always told me things I didn't want to hear
I always thought that what she said was crazy
But I had only fooled myself
Cause now it's never been so clear
I start to groan
And loudly moan
It's blue and green
And fuzzy
What I should have done was put it down
I picked it up and turned around cause
It's blue and green
And fuzzy
I wondered what my life would be
If I consumed this meat it's blue and green
And it feels like
A knife jabbed here
The pain is clear
And there's nothing I can do but regurgitate it all
It's blue and green
And fuzzy
What I should have done was put it down
I picked it up and turned around cause
It's blue and green
And fuzzy
I wondered what my life would be
If I consumed this meat it's blue and green
I went to the store to buy bologna
Even though I didn't have enough to buy
I never thought that I would be so lucky
Sitting in a shopping cart
This half priced item caught my eye
It looked like ham
Not sure I am
It's blue and green
And fuzzy
What I should have done was put it down
I picked it up and turned around cause
It's blue and green
And fuzzy
I wondered what my life would be
If I consumed this meat it's blue and green
I should have believed what mama told me
She always told me things I didn't want to hear
I always thought that what she said was crazy
But I had only fooled myself
Cause now it's never been so clear
I start to groan
And loudly moan
It's blue and green
And fuzzy
What I should have done was put it down
I picked it up and turned around cause
It's blue and green
And fuzzy
I wondered what my life would be
If I consumed this meat it's blue and green
And it feels like
A knife jabbed here
The pain is clear
And there's nothing I can do but regurgitate it all
It's blue and green
And fuzzy
What I should have done was put it down
I picked it up and turned around cause
It's blue and green
And fuzzy
I wondered what my life would be
If I consumed this meat it's blue and green
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