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Song Parodies -> "Walter"

Original Song Title:

"Alejandro"

Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Walter"

Parody Written by:

Johnny Nguyen

The Lyrics

I know that we are old
And I know that you may love me
But I just can't be with you like this anymore
Walter

She's got both hands
In her pocket
And she won't look at you (won't look at you)
She hides true love
It was cool
She's got a gemini around her finger
Around you

You know that I love you boy
Hot like fingers
Rejoin
At this point I've gotta 50+
Nothing to lose

Don't call my name
Don't call my name
Walter
I'm not your grandfather
I'm not your grandfather
Robert
Don't wanna kiss
Don't wanna touch
Just smoke my cigarette, hush
Don't call my name
Don't call my name
Richard

Walter
Walter
Wal-Walter
Wal-Walter

Stop
Please, just let me go
Walter
Just let me go

She's not broken
She's just old man
But her son's like her baby
Just like a baby
And all those old man that
You should die
Now he's gotta be bad
Gotta cool the bad

You know that I love you boy
Hot like fingers
Rejoice
At this point I've gotta choose
Nothing to lose

Don't call my name
Don't call my name
Walter
I'm not your grandfather
I'm not your grahdfather
Robert
Don't wanna kiss
Don't wanna touch
Just smoke my cigarette, hush
Don't call my name
Don't call my name
Richard

Walter
Walter
Wal-Walter
Wal-Walter

Don't bother me
Don't bother me
Wa-l-ter
Don't call my name
Don't call my name
Bye Robert
I'm not your grandfather
I'm not your grandfather
Walter
Don't wanna kiss
Don't wanna touch
Robert

Don't call my name
Don't call my name
Walter
I'm not your grandfather
I'm not your grandfather
Robert
Don't wanna kiss
Don't wanna touch
Just smoke my cigarette, hush
Don't call my name
Don't call my name
Richard

[2x]
Walter
Walter
Wal-Walter
Wal-Walter

[Simultaneously - 2x]
Don't call my name Walter
Don't call my name Walter
Walter
I'm not your grandfather Wal-Walter
I'm not your grandfather Wal-Walter
Robert
Don't wanna kiss Walter
Don't wanna touch Walter
Just smoke my cigarette and hush
Don't call my name Wal-Walter
Don't call my name Wal-Walter
Richard

Walter
Walter
Wal-Walter
Wal-Walter

[Simultaneously]
Don't call my name Walter
Don't call my name Walter
Walter
I'm not your grandfather Wal-Walter
I'm not your grandfather Wal-Walter
Robert
Don't wanna kiss Walter
Don't wanna touch Walter
Just smoke my cigarette and hush
Don't call my name Wal-Walter
Don't call my name Wal-Walter
Richard

Walter
Walter
Wal-Walter
Wal-Walter

[Simultaneously]
Don't call my name Walter
Don't call my name Walter
Walter
I'm not your grandfather Wal-Walter
I'm not your grandfather Wal-Walter
Robert
Don't wanna kiss Walter
Don't wanna touch Walter
Just smoke my cigarette and hush
Don't call my name Wal-Walter
Don't call my name Wal-Walter
Richard
Walter

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