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Song Parodies -> "Kids (Don't mind ruin' it for the -)"

Original Song Title:

"Kids (Don't mind doing it for the -)"

Original Performer:

Kylie Minogue and Robby Williams

Parody Song Title:

"Kids (Don't mind ruin' it for the -)"

Parody Written by:

Daniel Whorl

The Lyrics

Me not too ambitious.
Me smoke heavy tar.
Me be gruelin' slowly down the bar

Know to tell me how to reach 'em cos I'Il never be coming back!
I've been takin' 'beat' since we ha' that.

And we'll break my family
Cause we want kicks
Don't mind ruin' it for the kids.

Dad come on!

'Can't afford' t' take their side Mayor.
'We're payin' it alright!'
'I'm insured' I feel inside
'Dump the kids alright'

'How abou' the wife and children?'
'Well I guess they'll be ignored.'
'I guess the social service is just flawed.'

Take a look at my twelve.
A bit' o' a symphony but I jus' got other plans.
Nab myself a woman. Yeah and then...

And Ill break my baggage.
Till something hits.
Don't mind ruin' it for the kids...

Dad come on!

Jump on board...Turn to crime yeah...
'I'm loosin it alright'
'I'm insured Loose the side'
'Those kids they ain't mine!!'

I'm gonna give it all o' my lovin'
Its gonna suck up all o' my lies
I'm gonna give it all o' my lovin'
It's gonna take up all o' my time.
We're gonna give it all o' our lovin'
You're gonna keep it unda your hood.
I'm gonna give it all o' my lovin.
It'll be nothin' hell thats fine.

Come down here Steven.
H'y F**k off mum I'm high.
Could'nt work out what I wanted to do when the lips were dry.
I just wanna leave it!
I'm a singer in the band.
Well I got baby trouble right at hand.

Jump off board. Void the rights Yeah...
It goes on all th' time.
Jump off board. You still got time.
Feel the cry. Aaagh!


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