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Song Parodies -> "Aero Sucks!"

Original Song Title:

"I Don't Suck (Really)"

Original Performer:

Kurt Angle

Parody Song Title:

"Aero Sucks!"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

This is for those who don't like the Aeropostale clothing brand.
Whoa! Before you get started, I have something to say...

[chorus]
Aero... SUCKS! Aero... SUCKS!
Aero... SUCKS! Aero... SUCKS!
Aero... SUCKS! Aero... SUCKS!
Aero... SUCKS! Aero... SUCKS!

I know one brand that's annoying to wear
'cause you know, it's like "disappointed gear"
It doesn't say "Aerocrombie and Finch"
It's Aeropostale, you know, that's a cinch
You're walking tall from head to toe
Shirts, jeans, sweaters, you'll never know
Old Navy looks good on me too
Don't wear A87 or I'll handstand on top of you

[repeat chorus]

American Eagles, just stare at my Nikes
What other clothing brand that would ever scare me?
Start thinking about Abercrombies, which aren't even worse!
Stop wearing "Aero hostile" crap, which gets me on my nerves

Everytime you lie, your neck grows taller
Even when I'm like Jerry Lawler
Whether clad in blue or white collar
One weakness I've in mind is smaller
But if it becomes a bigger problem
I attempt to practice to practice handstandin'
All eyes on me, but I'll ignore you
If you wear the Aero 87 crap
That company I hate, the nation's most hated
Quite hypeless, totally worthless, kindless
Something ticking me off, very contendable
It wasn't tops, it must be flop
A87's what I don't like
Even on post-teens despite
Not, NOOO it must be props
That knock off my socks
The Aero hype must drop

[repeat chorus till fade]

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Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 2.8
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 5

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Patrick - September 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Don't know the original song. Glad you were not talking about Nestlé Aero chocolate bars. Those don't suck, they more or less inhale. Note: I didn't vote because I am not familiar with the song you worked from. The 111 is from someone else, maybe someone from Aeropostale.
DJ Blaze - September 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Thank goodness somebody shares my opinion. Obey band logo t-shirts, DESTROY AEROPOSTALE!!! 555

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