-> "Peter, The Burger Dude"
Original Song Title:
"Taylor, The Latte Boy"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Peter, The Burger Dude"
The Lyrics
There's a dude that works at Burger King, who lets out much perspiration. The kind of perspiration that really makes him smell.
Whenever i buy some lunch, he says "wait for the bell." When he bellows out "wait for the bell," I could swear I want him fired.
So today I went for lunch and he greeted me with "wait for the bell."
I said "Whatever, I don't need ya." And he angrily answered "Who cares." So i said "Whatever, I don't need ya. Please, just get me my dang food!
Instead he said he was Peter.
And I knew then, that I wanted him sued!
Peter, the burger dude.
He can't do, his job right. So peter, the burger dude. I sued 'im, I sued 'im, I sued 'im.
I want to get my hands on, his resignation letter. He really needs to resign, and let in someone new! So today I went for lunch, and I MADE him sign the waver. That said he was sued, and he wouldn't go far!
As I watched him push the button, that made my strawberry milkshake. He purposely missed the target, and he totally knew I knew. He was trying to annoy me, and it was really workin'. Then he sang that song about the guy at Burger King. I said, "Stop singing that stupid song? Just make my darn meal!" He said, "That'll be $26.00," even though i knew it was much less.
Peter, the burger dude. He can't do, his job right. So Peter, the burger dude. I sued 'im, I sued 'im, I sued 'im!
I'm usually that certain girl, who can be VERY patient. But all of a sudden an anger arose, and I felt as if I should punch him!
Peter, the burger dude. He can't do, his job right. So Peter, the burger dude. I sued 'im, I sued 'im, I sued 'im.
Fo so long, this is for what I've wished. Now I know, I've got him dismissed! Peter, the burger dude. I sued 'im, I sued 'im, I sued 'im! I sued 'im, I sued 'im, I suuuuued 'im!!!!!!!!
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