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Hovis, now that I‘m bored, I’ve decided to make you my new sandwich.
You really don’t have to do that.
I know. That’s what makes food my vice.
Whenever ever I see dishes more fattening than rye
- and lets face it, what isn’t more fattening than rye?
- my healthy heart heaves and starts and stops.
And when someone has a baking sale
that really isn’t making sale,
I know, I know just what tastes good with the crops.
And even on cheap plaice,
though that’s the toughest plaice that you could face,
don’t worry, this where the health buck stops.
The whole world gawps,
when food is tops.
Bring on the…
I’m gonna need Primula.
I’ll eat all day and night
with its creamy white,
giving snacks that extra bounce.
It can go 'most anywhere,
but not in your hair.
Just add on that extra ounce -
- of the Primula.
I’ll heap on the Primula.
Give a fish some cheesy spots,
or instead of Mozz,
put on Pizza, cook real slow.
So spread out, 'cause you’ve got an awfully long way to go.
Don’t be offended that you aren’t in palaces,
think of this as culinary dialysis.
Now that I’m sure that I’m really not amiss
with lettuce, cheese and butter,
e’en though others mutter,
they have not a clue 'bout Primula
I know about Primula.
And with a squirt of cheese,
I will eat you, please,
instead of cardboard that you were…are.
There’s nothing left to dim you
from reusing Primuler…la.
La, la, la, la.
I gotta buy more Primula.
When I see unprocessed cheeses,
even with the face of Jesus,
I remind them on their on behalf to think of
celebrated buffet spreads or especially great pre-heated dinners.
Did they have brie or stilton?
Don’t make me laugh!
They had Primula…
I go for the Primula
It’s not about type or taste,
it’s the use of paste,
so I swirl it on with glee.
Lots and lots of Primula
Why, plain wholemeal loaf, look at you: you’re appetising!
I…I have to go.
Though it’s high in fat,
it is smooth and matte.
Use it unsparingly.
There is culinary merit
in all great Primularity.
La, la, la, la.
You’ll have Primula.
Just not as much Primula as me.
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