Cheering as we eat a load
Hot dogs, buns or fries
Defending titles that we own
Changing dishes all the time
Scoffing til our face is blue
Holding in our burps
Stuffing in the knowledge
That this isn’t healthy food
Crumbs we can’t afford to leave
Til our tum’s are nearly broke
Here we are shovelling it in
Which of us can eat the most?

We are the ones who love to eat
Our shirts have meal stains
Eating too quick to taste
Nothing but the fastest food
Ready for contest start
We're hard to satiate
Media coverage
Only makes us feed our face
Feed our face

We don’t care about our physique
If we look like a sack of lard
Vomiting or stomach pain
We eat it all
We got this far
Chomp! Bite! Chew!
We’re gonna swallow hard
We've ate these dishes times before
Tried our best not to barf


We are the ones who love to eat
Our shirts have meal stains
Eating too fast to taste
Nothing but the fastest food
Ready for contest start
We're hard to satiate
Media coverage
Only makes us feed our face
Feed our face