Song Parodies -> "Shoot Some Pigeons"

Original Song Title:

"Use Somebody"

Original Performer:

"Shoot Some Pigeons"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

This is based on the news story about Kings of Leon and how they had to cancel one of their shows because pigeons kept crapping on them. True story: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b192076_kings_of_leon_pigeon_s--t_happens.html (This one was by Matthias but there is no way that I could put a parody on my page that begins with the word: "Turds")

Turds keep plummeting down
Making our band frown
We’re all so peeved

Pigeon feces
Make fans queasy
Hear them screech

You know I want to SHOOT some pigeons!
You know I gotta SHOOT some pigeons!

Some birds are cute
But this is gross
Stomachs are weak

Go take cover
Pigeons hover
As fans shriek

You know they like to POOP on band mates!
They always want to poop on band mates!
I’ll chuck my shoe!

Ewwwwwwww!!!
Ewwwwwwww!!!!
Ewwwwwwww!!!!
Ewwwwwwww!!!!

Now late at night I still wake up and have to scream
As I snore I dream of toilets and hear tweets

We’re gonna cause pigeon extinction!
We’re gonna cause pigeon extinction!

We once were Kings!
But now we stink!
Literally, Dumb pigeons!

Go blast them down!
Go blast them down!
Go blast them down!
Go blast them down!

I’m hearing coos (And I scream!)
Damn pigeon poo! (Makes us steamed!)
Ready! Aim! Shoot! (They’ll be creamed!)

Fans can now hear our sounds
Since they’ll gun birds down
Shotguns are free!

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