Song Parodies -> Die, Brattoni!
| Original Song Title: | "Ronery" |
| Original Performer: | Kim Jong Il |
| Parody Song Title: | "Die, Brattoni!" |
| Parody Written by: | Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) |
www.teamamerica.com Either click on 'Clips' then 'Film Clips' to see an excerpt of Kim Jong Il singing or just read the lyrics via the 'Soundtrack' link to the right.
Die, Brattoni!
We're groaning.
All moan cuz he's sad and pun-prone.
He's blowing.
Sucks baloney.
Pity that he can't atone.
Beserk, this retard.
Degrading to fans.
But no 'mount of dissin's
Will make a difference.
Teems with hopeless jokes,
Imperiously!
Oh no, Brattoni.
That witless pony,
Torturing me!
Your low, shoddy jibes make us hate you.
Reach for a nearby 12-guage.
Machiavellian twat-rebellion.
Abhor this hellion who's under the age!
Whiny smartass.
So wigger.
Extrinsically quips.
This no-one defames idealised wit.
This guy's deranged,
He's hell crazy.
Japes copiously!
I'll kill him that jesting phony.
Luke's shitting me.
Die, Brattoni!
We're groaning.
All moan cuz he's sad and pun-prone.
He's blowing.
Sucks baloney.
Pity that he can't atone.
Beserk, this retard.
Degrading to fans.
But no 'mount of dissin's
Will make a difference.
Teems with hopeless jokes,
Imperiously!
Oh no, Brattoni.
That witless pony,
Torturing me!
Your low, shoddy jibes make us hate you.
Reach for a nearby 12-guage.
Machiavellian twat-rebellion.
Abhor this hellion who's under the age!
Whiny smartass.
So wigger.
Extrinsically quips.
This no-one defames idealised wit.
This guy's deranged,
He's hell crazy.
Japes copiously!
I'll kill him that jesting phony.
Luke's shitting me.
Die, Brattoni!
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Where's EmiLoca when you need her, Paul ?
"Machiavellian twat-rebellion. Abhor this hellion who's under the age!" that's beautiful word spinning man. 5s from me.
EmiRoca has a rife, Retterman.
I am only passingly familiar with the OS, but this was pretty funny. I'll give you 5s, but only out of my trust and respect for you. That being said, I couldn't agree with the sentiment of the song more >:-) (I joke, I joke, I keed!)
WHAT? YOU ONLY 'KEED' ONCE?!! Out, damned spot!!!
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