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Song Parodies -> "Mr.Cross-Eyed"

Original Song Title:

"Mr.Brightside"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Killers

Parody Song Title:

"Mr.Cross-Eyed"

Parody Written by:

CrashMatt

The Lyrics

About a guy with cross-eyes who has trouble seeing and ends up in peculiar situations, enjoy!!
Verse 1:
Coming out of my house
And I’ve been going so blind,
Gotta, gotta look up,
Before I hit that sign,
It started with google eyes,
How did I lose all my sight,
it was just google eyes,
It was just google eyes!

And then I shaved off my hair,
And I fell down the stairs,
Walked right into a wall,
I didn’t know it was there!

And now I’ve fallen asleep,
In a field of sheep,
Everything is a blur
But I’ve lost all my….

(Bridge)
Vision,
Can’t watch television,
Such a shame!
Coz I just can’t look,
What’s left and right?
Please restore my sight!

(Chorus)
Falling down,
In the middle of the town,
I put on my wife’s night gown,
Making me look like a clown,
But it’s just my sight you see,
Specsavers is calling me,
Separate my impaired eyes,
Coz I’m Mr. Cross-eyed!

Verse 2:
I’m coming out my house,
And I’ve been doing no good,
Gotta, gotta look up,
Well I wish I could!

My vision started to blur,
What is next to occur,
Will I ever see her?
Why’s she covered in fur!

I fell asleep in the shed,
Coz I thought it was bed,
I got slapped in the chest,
She thought I stared at her breasts!

I tried to kiss my dear wife,
But I got licked in the eye,
It was our pet dog spike!
But I’ve lost all of my…

(Bridge 2)
Sight now,
Used a mattress as a towel,
I can’t see!
I just can’t look,
Where is the loo?
This bush has to do

(Chorus 2)
Opticians,
Make my life a misery,
Since I weed into the sea,
I got done for nudity,
But it’s just my sight, it’s lame,
Specsavers has called my name
I’m not drunk jut use your mind!
Coz I’m Mr. Cross-Eyed!!

I can’t see,
I can’t see,
Where are you?
Where are you!!

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Phil Nelson - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment
thought it was funny

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