-> "Icky"
Original Song Title:
"Picky"
Original Performer:
Kids Play Volume 3
Parody Song Title:
"Icky"
The Lyrics
I ran across a child at play
And asked him if he had fun-today
I thought he might just run away
But he smiled and returned to play
After walking a while
My shoes made a sound
And had trouble
Lifting from the ground!
I lifted the shoe
Only to find
Gum stuck to it
A blob of sticky grime
(Chorus)
Sticky, sticky, sticky
Icky, icky, icky
Sticky, sticky, sticky
Icky, icky, icky
I went to work the next day
After scraping my shoe- it was OK
I thought about cashing my pay
So I went to a bank later that day
As I went to my car
I unlocked the door and sat
But my shoe was stuck
To the fuzzy floor mat!
I lifted my shoe
Only to find
Gum stuck to it
With oil this time!!!
Sticky, sticky, sticky
Icky, icky, icky
Sticky, sticky, sticky
Icky, icky, icky
WTF is up
with all this gum?
I’d like to kill the A-hole
That spit this one
Why would anyone
Spit it out for fun
On the ground
For someone to step on?
I scraped my shoe
Once again
And walked over
To visit a friend
Just my luck
Ran into man’s best friend
Petted him
And walked right in
My friend,
he looked over at me
And from his expression
I could see (and smell)
Something squishy!
Squishy, squishy, squishy
Icky, icky, icky
Squishy, squishy, squishy
Icky, icky, icky
Dogsh-t on my shoes
I suddenly lost my temper
Not only was this bad news
It was very hot weather!
Gum, now dogsh-t on my shoes
I felt that I was truly beat
But then someone brought me good news
Told me to go to the beach
Bare feet and no shoes
A winning combination
I walked free and felt loose
Until I felt a strange sensation
Oh No… seaweed!!!
Squishy, squishy, squishy
Icky, icky, icky
Squishy, squishy, squishy
Icky, icky, icky
Squishy, squishy, squishy
Icky, icky, icky
Squishy, squishy, squishy
Icky, icky, icky
Squishy, squishy, squishy
Icky, icky, icky
Squishy, squishy, squishy
Icky, icky, icky
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