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Song Parodies -> "Pie Shop"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Kid Rock & Sheryl Crow

Parody Song Title:

"Pie Shop"

Parody Written by:

The Hellacious Duo

The Lyrics

This is a song about pies. i would like to point out that a bridie is a local culinary masterpiece that i encourage and enforce everyone to try
My life is hell it's about stopped
since they closed down the pie shop
I aint had a mince round in three damn days
been fuelin' up on crisps and sweeties
I wish i had a pie that was meaty
lord i wonder can i last another day?

They closed the pie shop today
sat down and cried away
I cant have no more cos
the pie shops dead and gone

I wandered down town for a bridie
I needed some meat inside me
but McLarens was shut
I could have died just then
I wandered around for a long time
but no open bakers i could find
they all had signs on their doors,
"closed for holidays"


I saw a sign where the baker's had been
new bakery open this weekend
since my last pie the worlds been dark and grey
it reminded me of meat filled pastries
cream eclairs and bridies
thought about it so much-
I really got hungry
I thought about it for a long time
couldnt seem to get it off of my mind
no wonder i'm feeling so hungry

The pie shop opened today
I'm no longer hungry
I just wish it was
nearer to my home
The pie shop opened today
I'm no longer hungry
I just wish it was
nearer to my home

I just wish it was nearer to my home

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Leaaaah Of The Land - February 09, 2004 - Report this comment
This is possibly the gretaest parody i have ever witnessed. I believe the duo should be signed up by a wonderful record label such as.....someone really famous. And they should be knighted and given throwns and crowns. I'm not biased at all. Peace xx
The Black-Quiffed Shepherd - February 09, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody was made from The Afro Heaven's itself... one to many time have i heard, the Pie Shop close on me, but to my advantage it open once again, and brings light to me and my fellow sheep!! Congratulations!
A THD Fan....... - April 11, 2004 - Report this comment
I have heard "The Hellacious Duo" (THD) perform this live about three times now and it's get's funnier every time. Keep up the good work guys!!! THD RULE!!!

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