-> "Picture/The Truth"
Original Song Title:
"Picture"
Original Performer:
Kid Rock f/Shyrl Crow
Parody Song Title:
"Picture/The Truth"
Parody Written by:
Charna Awe
The Lyrics
Rock:Living my life in a roach motel
different breed every night at the hotel
I aint seen a my doctor in 3 damn decades
I wonder if I'll ever wash my hair
I hurt myself today
I didn't see the wall in the way
I swear I can't see nothin' when there's 20 of everything
I hurt myself today
sat down and cried today
I cant take a bath without your help
Crow:I called u last night in your roach motel
everyone knows but they wont tell
but there half hided smiles tell me somethin is out of place
I've been waiting on you for a long time
tryin' so hard not to whine
I aint smelt you clean in 3 damn decades
I put your picture away
Cause it scares the rats away
We cant have that cause they help us pay the rent
I put your picture away
I found out that you were gay
I cant stand the thought of you being that way
Crow:I saw you yesterday with an old friend
Rock:it wuz the same old same how 'you smell like sin'
Crow:since you've been gone my worlds been smelling alot better
Rock:you reminded me of brighter days
Crow:And when would that be, eh?
RockI wuz head of the church...
What am I tryin' to say!?
Crow:I thought about you for a long time
Unfortuantly I can't seem get you off my mind
I cant stand why we're living life this way
Rock:I found your picture today
I swear I'll take a bath
Crow:I just called to say I want you to tell the truth
Rock:I found your picture today
I swear I'll find the soup
Crow:I just called to say I want you to tell me the truth
no,I just called to say I'm movin
you make me sick
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