(Guy on campus)
Lyin' in bed til eleven.
Should of been outta here before seven.
I ain't keen on having an early class.

Been stayin' up late watching some TV.
I never go to sleep before three.
Now I wonder will my teacher let me pass.

I missed a lecture again.
Once every now and then.
I don't want to go. I'm tired......let me sleep.

I missed a lecture again.
Once every now and then.
I don't want to go. I'm tired......let me sleep.

(Commuting chick)
I woke up at six for my first class.
But I am one really slow lass.
And it took me two hours just to wake up.......now it's eight.

Now I'm waitin' outside for the pat bus.
Ready to pout and make a big fuss.
I'm not gonna make it......it's too late.

I missed a lecture again.
Can someone tell me when
The day the professor is havin'.......the exam.

I missed a lecture again.
Can someone tell me when
The day the professor is havin'.......the exam.

I saw him yesterday at a party.

(Guy)
She is the one who was always tardy.

(Both)
Can you let me see your notes from today?

(Guy)
She told me how she was a slowpoke.

(Chick)
He claimed that he only now awoke.
I was plain outta luck

(Guy)
I want to pass, but there's no way!

(Both)
I thought about ways I could get by
None would work if I were to try.
My plans all involved peanut butter and a rat.

I missed my lecture again.
Once every now and then.
I guess now it's safe to say that I'm on my own.

I missed my lecture again.
Once every now and then.
I guess now it's safe to say that I'm on my own.

I guess I can say I'm lazy. On my own...