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Song Parodies -> "Lecture"

Original Song Title:

"Picture"

Original Performer:

Kid Rock featuring Sheryl Crow

Parody Song Title:

"Lecture"

Parody Written by:

Bob O'Mara

The Lyrics

Yet another song about college life.
(Guy on campus)
Lyin' in bed til eleven.
Should of been outta here before seven.
I ain't keen on having an early class.

Been stayin' up late watching some TV.
I never go to sleep before three.
Now I wonder will my teacher let me pass.

I missed a lecture again.
Once every now and then.
I don't want to go. I'm tired......let me sleep.

I missed a lecture again.
Once every now and then.
I don't want to go. I'm tired......let me sleep.

(Commuting chick)
I woke up at six for my first class.
But I am one really slow lass.
And it took me two hours just to wake up.......now it's eight.

Now I'm waitin' outside for the pat bus.
Ready to pout and make a big fuss.
I'm not gonna make it......it's too late.

I missed a lecture again.
Can someone tell me when
The day the professor is havin'.......the exam.

I missed a lecture again.
Can someone tell me when
The day the professor is havin'.......the exam.

I saw him yesterday at a party.

(Guy)
She is the one who was always tardy.

(Both)
Can you let me see your notes from today?

(Guy)
She told me how she was a slowpoke.

(Chick)
He claimed that he only now awoke.
I was plain outta luck

(Guy)
I want to pass, but there's no way!

(Both)
I thought about ways I could get by
None would work if I were to try.
My plans all involved peanut butter and a rat.

I missed my lecture again.
Once every now and then.
I guess now it's safe to say that I'm on my own.

I missed my lecture again.
Once every now and then.
I guess now it's safe to say that I'm on my own.

I guess I can say I'm lazy. On my own...
By the way, any of you who are not yet in college that plan to go....ya, you'll understand later. And no, there was no real reason why I chose "pb and a rat" for my song.

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