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Song Parodies -> "Primogeniture"

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Original Performer:

Kid Rock And Sheryl Crow

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Parody Written by:

White Trash

The Lyrics

Primogeniture is the common law right of the firstborn son to inherit the entire estate, to the exclusion of younger siblings. It is the tradition brought by the Normans to England in 1066. According to the Norman tradition, the firstborn son inherited the entirety of a parent's wealth, estate, title or office. In the absence of children, inheritance passed to the collateral relatives, in order of seniority of the collateral line. This may have resulted in a large number of younger sons of the British aristocracy emigrating to the colonial Southern United States. They tried to replicate the manorial system of England with the monetary settlements they received, but they also incorporated elements of the Barbadian plantation system. Variations of primogeniture reduce or eliminate the preference for males. Four monarchies in Europe—Sweden, Netherlands, Norway, and Belgium—eliminated the preference and changed to absolute primogeniture in the 1980s and 1990s.
(Little brother)
living my life in a slow hell
big brother soon is gonna be one to rule
i hate fuedalism its not great
been feeling hate toward old king louise
wish i was the top of my family tree
but my older sibling is king today

the Primogenitures today
sat down and cried today
i cant look at you while im still a citizen
my life of vigor is thrown away
sat down and cried today
while he is ruling the status quo
I saw you last night in the palace
listening to the latest album from garbage
and your spongebob smile tells me that you just cant rule
ive been waiting for this exact time
its gonna be like a jackson trial
and it only happens in three damn nights

when the primogeniture displays
im gonna take the crown
if you wine ill send you to the guillotine
ill put your head on display
it will make my day
you cant rule while your wearing mary kay
i saw you at the primogeniture
it was a nasty sight to even begin
if i was the terminator id blow you away
i thought it was better than
when i didnt feel complicit
i used to sell merch
i slept with Marie Antoinette!
i thought about this for a long time
can seam to get this off my mind
i cant stand while monarchy works this way
im in a primrose path now
happy to rule the town
i will just say that you wont take my soul

ill put your picture away
out of the middle class today
i just called to say im king of the hill
but now im in some trouble
im getting stoned!

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