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Song Parodies -> "Glasses"

Original Song Title:

"Picture"

Original Performer:

Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow

Parody Song Title:

"Glasses"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

On Monday, January 19, 2004, I had an eye axam and found out that I needed glasses. Thursday of that week, I got my glasses and have had a hard time getting used to them. I exaggerated this parody a little bit for the purpose of parody.
(Me)
Bumpin' into things, can't see hell
Gonna get an eye examination
I waited for my glasses three damn days
Near sighted, everything else is blurry
I also have astigmatism
In both of my eyes, I never saw some things

I got my glasses Thursday
I see better today
Everything looks like it's in a 3-D movie
I got my glasses Thursday, I see better today
Everything looks like it's in a 3-D movie

(Optometrist)
He thought the "E" was the Bates Motel
Can he see? I can't really tell
Can't tell an "S" from a "5," see?
I can't either, right?
He's been without glasses for a long time
Now, I didn't hear him cry or whine
Who would have thought he had bad eyes?

He got his glasses Thursday
He thought that they were weird
Now I'm not real sure if he has gotten used to them

He got his glasses Thursday
He thought that they were weird
Now I'm not real sure if he has gotten used to them
(guitar)......
Didn't know he had astigmatism

(Me)
I heard a lot of this: "That letter's 'N'!"

(Both)
He couldn't tell an "O" from an "A"

(Me)
Think all the letters were uppercase

(Optometrist)
I hoped he'd get his glasses some day
Thought Britney Spears was Lurch

(Me)
He's from "The Addams Family"

(Both)
I just wish I didn't have to rhyme
One more rhyme, and I'll lose my mind!!
I can't understand why he can't see things clearly

I got my glasses Thursday
(He got his glasses Thursday)
I swear I'll see some things
(He swears he'll see some things)
Can't tell the difference between The Wall and In the Zone
I got my glasses Thursday
(He got his glasses Thursday)
I swear I'll see some things
(He swears he'll see some things)
Can't tell the difference between The Wall and In the Zone
Can't tell the difference between The Wall and In the Zone

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