I think you should live in a jail cell
You look like your face came straight from hell
I ain't seen a face so ugly since Michael J.
Smelling of cheese wiz and whiskey
Forget the ugly stick you fell off the tree
And I'm wondering if you've even showered in the last 5 days

I threw your picture away
Why are you so ugly
You're so ugly that you make my stomach curl
I threw your picture away
Why are you so ugly
You're so ugly that you make my stomach curl

When you go outside you must wear bells
Because seeing your face may cause death trails
And your scary ass face forces you to shop at night
I guess that your body is benign
But harmless or not you make me cry
And your pug ugly looks, well, just ain't right

I threw your picture away
Beauty is not your friend
What's that crap on your face,oh my god, is that your skin
I threw your picture away
Beauty is not your friend
What's that crap on your face,oh my god, is that your skin

My friend, he thought she was smoking
"She's hot!" Hell no,are you joking
Her face could turn a straight man gay
I'm wondering if her ugliness pays
Cause if it does she deserves overtime today
She must be inbread or just way too country

I've worked on my songs for a long time
But your ugliness still stays on my mind
And I'm slowly running out of words I can say

I threw your picture away
Why are you so ugly
You're just so damn ugly I wrote a song
I threw your picture away
Why are you so ugly
You're just so damn ugly I wrote a song
You're just so damn ugly I wrote a song