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Song Parodies -> "Fishing"

Original Song Title:

"Picture"

Original Performer:

Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow

Parody Song Title:

"Fishing"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Reuben and Roxanne Kircher

The Lyrics

(Jeff)
Wakin up long before sunrise
Off to meet at the boat with some fun guys
I won't see my girl all damn day
Been loadin up on minnows and spinners
Hope I catch a good meal for dinner
Lord I wonder if they'll ever take that bait
I'm going fishing today
I hope I find that lake
I can't think of work when I'm casting next to them
I'm going fishing today
I hope I find that lake
I can't think of work when I'm casting next to them

(Roxanne)
I called to see if I could change your mind
Cook us some steak, buy some good wine
But the tone of your voice tells me
there's no gettin' through
So once again, here I am all alone
Can't seem to make you wanna stay home
If you've got to go, take a map with you!

You're going fishing today
I hope you find that lake
It's hard to picture you while you're casting next to them
You're going fishing today
I hope you find that lake
It's hard to picture you while you're casting next to them

(Roxanne)
You came back yesterday with your buddies,

(Jeff)
I know we both were all smelly and muddy

(Both)
If fish were caught, might make it worth our while

(Jeff)
You reminded me to change my clothes

(Roxanne)
I was on my way to start the stove
I could bake up the trout

(Jeff)
We could eat a big meal in style!

(Both)
Been sittin out here for a long time
I'm still using that same old line
I can't understand why the fish won't swim our way
I'm going fishing today
I swear I'll change my bait
I just hope we catch a big one, bring it home
We're going fishing today
I swear I'll change my bait
I just hope we catch a big one, bring it home
I just hope we catch a big one, bring it home

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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Claude Prez - May 27, 2003 - Report this comment
You spelled "fungi" wrong. That's a joke. Well done.
Jerryatricks - June 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Jeff like he brother Paul is funny and an avid movie goer. Congrats on another hit ... Al would be proud. One question, "Does it have a modem?"
AMIRIGHT AWARDS NOMINEE - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Best Duet
lindsay cox - October 29, 2004 - Report this comment
THE BEST EVER!!!! SOOO FUNNY!
Jeff Reuben - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you Lindsay! Glad you took the time to seek this one out. Rox thanks you as well =)
Adagio - May 13, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05-F) DKTOS but good read.
Guy - May 13, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-F) Very alluring even though I DKTOS.
Red Ant - May 19, 2005 - Report this comment
( ABC-F 05 ) DRTOS well enough to vote, and again the date precludes such a thing as I wouldn't want to wipe them out.
Rex - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC - F) A parody with allure.
Melhi - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
(F) Catchy! :)
Agrimorfee - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) DKTOS., but it was sweet. Well deserving the "Best Duet" nomination I see above there.
Johnny D - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Yeah, bake up that trout, I dare you!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Haven't you heard? School's out for summer! Nice lil' narrative here.
Charlie Decker - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) DKTOS, but a good read.
Rick C - June 04, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) What Charlie D said...5s
MysteryGoat - June 05, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Can't stand the original, but this wasn't bad.
Phil Alexander - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Another DKTOS, but if you did catch something, I hope it wasn't too contagious...
Kristof Robertson - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) DKTOS....sheesh! :-(
martha - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
great song ...quite bucolic!

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